emily

writing for an audience of none

[emily @em_meowly]

same

[emily @em_meowly]

@AnnieScav WOW this hits

[emily @em_meowly]

if he uses two spaces after periods…..he’s too old for you girly

[emily @em_meowly]

@vbeigelman sounds like your trip is going well

[emily @em_meowly]

all I want for Valentine’s Day is a cameo from Caroline Calloway

[emily @em_meowly]

Saturday AM at my spin class is byob (bring your own boyfriend)

[emily @em_meowly]

@andyverderosa honestly have always wondered this

[emily @em_meowly]

@rawan Report it as a missing item through the airline. It took about 3 weeks but they found mine when I did the same thing :)

[emily @em_meowly]

add me back on costar you coward

[emily @em_meowly]

@andyverderosa I lost it

[Andy Verderosa @andyverderosa]

you know i keep that thang on me https://t.co/52GqHgBnfO

[emily @em_meowly]

@rachsyme I read the idiot > the pisces > the immoralists > conversations with friends > severance > normal people and I haven't been able to get unstuck since!!!! help!

[emily @em_meowly]

@andyverderosa Oh my god

[emily @em_meowly]

@andyverderosa u got stacked b*tch

[emily @em_meowly]

feeling extremely grateful for the 1 (one) ex who interacted with my thirst trap exactly 21 (twenty one) hours after it was posted

[emily @em_meowly]

the men I date after I reveal that I have feelings

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My money as soon as I earn it

[emily @em_meowly]

@crissymilazzo 🙋🏼‍♀️

[emily @em_meowly]

@dixie_crystals

[emily @em_meowly]

we’re in and another passenger has been added

[emily @em_meowly]

is it rude for me to bring my cat in a lyft line? vet visit costs are through the roof these days

[emily @em_meowly]

I’m so sick of people not immediately falling in love with me