Victor Beigelman

The younger, lesser-known Victor Beigelman.

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God, grant me the serenity to accept the dish I ordered, the courage to ignore my jealousy over the better-looking dishes my friends ordered, and the wisdom to know they feel the same way.

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@andyverderosa And still no progress

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Billion dollar product idea: coffee cup lids that actually work

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We’re updating our terms and conditions: a novel

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For your consideration: delighted to submit my entry to the storied It Is Fall canon. May the decorative gourds and Mr. Autumn Man smile down upon us as we fail to comprehend that it’s already October. @PointsinCase @cnissan @ErikMAdams https://t.co/1oJHREeOoW

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It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life. (by @vbeigelman) https://t.co/pPPbYDijWH

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Thanks to a prompt from @MariaaleBave during a @gothamwriters workshop, you can now enjoy your morning coffee with a little extra perspective on @365tomorrows. https://t.co/JGEUbQhFVo

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Coffee Time https://t.co/KWqBGEGGHs

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Well, MY nytimes coronavirus tracker says that

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@RaxMothman @DavidRosove Guys, please

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With respect, I simply don’t care about lighthouses

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@DavidRosove Only when I have something important to say

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Show me one warranted use of the word plethora

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THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT-esque dynamic of 20-something guy trying to “do the right thing” and help raise a biological baby daughter coparented by the mother and her female partner. He’s in over his head, and the partner wants to know: why’d mom tell him at all? #PitMad #A #CON

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A privileged 20-something, an old fling who used him for a baby, and the new female partner with whom she’s raising the child clash over family identity and the circumstances of the pregnancy that brought them all together. #PitMad #A #CON

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Privileged 20-something’s world is upended by news that an old fling is raising his apparent baby daughter with a new female partner. As he struggles to fit into the margins of their life, the circumstances of the inciting pregnancy loom over a strained dynamic. #PitMad #A #CON

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@andymorgen See you in Q3

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I tweet about four times per year, so when I do, you know it’s only about the critical stuff. For example: lemons have too many seeds.

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@NearhoodNicol Thank you nicol

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@AaronVerderosa https://t.co/7ijUg9qsUH

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Maybe the real virus was the humans trashing the planet unmasked by a cleaner environment due to forced quarantine that we discovered along the way.