Emily Brummett

sorry but I’m busy sweating

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

The 10 year old girl I tutor told me a boy in her class has a crush on her. He wrote her a note that said “I love you” and she wrote back “don’t waste your time.” That’s inspiring.

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

@FetchRewards K4VDT

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

Tbh I just miss playing pixie hollow

[Hotboy Mon 🎗🤠 @moneymon228]

if my grades could just touch the hem of yo garment Lord 😭

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

“But Boston in the summer..... *gasps*.... bAgElS?!” -@madelyn_turner

[catherine @catmcrabb]

hello friends,

we are in college.
it’s time we learn how to
~cover our mouths when we cough~

that is all.

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

Me: I love not paying for the streaming services I use

@TheeKasserole: yeah... we still use my dead grandmother’s Netflix.

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I found a video of a duck falling asleep and I’m convinced it’s the cutest video ever

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

“He just has a lot of feminine qualities, but I mean... so do I.” -Mary Beth Hall

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

MB: you’re such a jealous dog......... dyslexic people reading the Bible.
*cracks self up*

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

“Anybody got a chastity belt on them? No? Maybe if I talk annoying you won’t undress me with your eyes.”

[nac @nacole_noel]

practicing for school tomorrow🥰

[Kassidy Marie @TheeKasserole]

I’ve officially peaked during my senior year of college - I’d rather stay in the dorm and crotchet with my girlfriends than go out to a social event.

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

I bought a two pack of Lysol wipes and one of them is just cleaner. Didn’t realize it was a DIY pack,,,,?

[hannah @hannahnwallace]

@em_rea_ and I just discovered that Alexa has a whisper mode and to say I’m not a fan is an understatement.

0/10 do not try at home unless you want to be creeped out

[jocie @jocie_225]

no one:

me after iced coffee: ok, here we go. focus. speed. i am speed. one winner, 42 losers. i eat losers for breakfast. breakfast? maybe i should have had breakfast? brekkie could be good for me. no, no, no, focus. speed. faster than fast, quicker than quick. i am lightning.

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Please be quiet. The Hallmark Channel has just announced its “Countdown to Christmas” movie lineup!

[Emily Brummett @em_rea_]

@sunbeames101 HOW DARE YOU DOWN TALK DOLLAR TREE LIKE THIS!!! I LIVE TO SHOP AT DOLLAR TREE!!!!