Amelia LaJoie

98 degrees and mostly sunny

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

i think i have finally come to grips with the fact 94% of my personality stems directly from Shawn Spencer, psychic detective

[MimZWay @MimZWay]

We need to make changes as to how we treat people and the environment we subject people to - if we expect people to treat each other kindly, well and with mutual respect.

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

nobody talks about the horror of Silent Night for somebody with a busy mind

[cory @coolmathgame_]

anytime i’m at the grocery store i think of this guys tweets

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

if i named a child Snoop Dogg would i get sued

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

@emilythatisme Henderson in its ✨Sewage Era✨

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

@CornyKev I really appreciate this theme 😂 would be honored to carry his tradition

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

life is one big goofy event

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

@DavidFonville me rn

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

@abbyjoygaines old fits my chair-swiveling needs

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

auditioning for the Voice with the song As the Deer wish me luck!!!!!☺️☺️😍😍✨💕😍

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

“make sure you allow yourself to recover from burnout ✨” with what time. with what resources

[joeyL.eth @joeyldotcom]

This nomadic portrait studio tent was our world for many years.

Step inside and I will show you a world of beauty, adventure... and even heartbreak.

A thread 🧵

[emily ervin @emilythatisme]

Still lots of spooky season pennants available! 👻✨
https://t.co/mLQNihXCqu

(and a retweet is so so helpful even if you don’t make a purchase! 🤍)

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

me: Jake what body of water would u be

Jake: a ditch

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

*staring at pile of feces* “i thought you said you needed a pool boy”

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

driving on the rumble strip to feel something

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

love summer but every time i get sunburnt it’s suddenly time for American Girl Doll Christmas™️

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

tennessee roads: speed bump

me: that’s a hay bale

tennessee roads: and?

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

al gore short for albert gorebert

[Amelia LaJoie @sunbeames101]

what if your natural scent is Cheese It