emma

imma blow my brains out if i keep knowing the ills of the world -jon bellion || 🖋📸 she/her

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[emma @em_saladbar]

“if i shaved my entire self at 13 im bringing an extra pair of drawers at 26” @okaynatmarie

[S🎞️ @cinephilishh]

artists when you ask them to release reasonably priced concert tickets

[matty monroe🥤 @MonrovianPrince]

this is why when someone asks if they can bum a cigarette, I usually abide because who knows if they’re actually a God in disguise?

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

The Odyssey was the loudest movie maybe ever I thought I was going to die on the ship with them

[✨🔮 @itsKenny007]

Mexicans

[emma @em_saladbar]

“i mean, i don’t really have really bad thoughts anymore…” “lauren

[Shwayne Wiskthem @ShaneWiskthem]

I know this is ragebait but as an American you will catch me cold and dead in my grave before you catch me choosing Engl*nd over my sister Mexico

[puppy minho president @srodulvss]

i understand now why so many office workers are kpop fans. you really need this type of whimsy in ur life when ure sat down for 8 hours inside a concrete room staring at a google sheet

[p is cursed 🏹 @burnitpercabeth]

percy would eat harry potter for breakfast i can’t believe this is still a debate

[dom von gym @dom_vom_gym]

Leo the call is yours

[Andrew Giuntini-Haubner @a_g_haubner]

Okay time for the theater kids to exit stage left because this is a ridiculous way to talk about a 22 year old who is three years into his NBA career.

[Mia !! & 👻 @luvksminnie]

just read that someone visiting america had chilis chipotle and canes within the same day do u know u have 5 minutes

[alexia⁷ @SeeWhatLexiSeas]

i’m sorry but the kpopification of the spurs actually means so much to me

[⁷ @7udios]

listening to rpwp & “YOU WALK LIKE A DUCK, BITCH” will always get a good giggle outta me, wonder how he came up with that

[emma @em_saladbar]

“it looks like im blowin wind and its trapped” -@hanan_bonan

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Time to lock in” - me at 3pm when my shift started at 9am

[claire de lune @ClaireMPLS]

i’m just gonna say it: some of yall aren’t qualified for self checkout. if you don’t have an internal sense of urgency and fine motor skills, leave it to the professionals cause the rest of us are trying to keep it pushin

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.

[Nova 🏹 @GRACENCHASE]

TLO! Killing Beckendorf in ch1 GAGGED me. So did the “it was Silena not Clarisse” reveal. Silena’s the spy, everything Percabeth, the Battle of Manhattan, Sally & Paul fighting, Percy giving up Godhood for Annabeth, the Hunters, Nico’s entrance, & so much more. Just so perfect