Luke

3/4 Dry humor, 1/4 Wet humor. Liable to cry. Opinions not my own.

[Luke @lukeholz]

I got a 98 I'm so sick of y'all doubting me https://t.co/xdKvdAGGFQ

[Luke @lukeholz]

Hey folks. Anatomy test tomorrow. Gonna be a doozy. Place your bets.

[bodega peptides @bigsnugga]

america in the iran war

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Me rinsing my fingers after every cooking step

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

12 YEARS AGO TODAY
Coach Popovich & the San Antonio Spurs won their 5th NBA championship!

2014 Finals vs Miami
GM1: Won by 15
GM2: Lost by 2
GM3: Won by 19
GM4: Won by 21
GM5: Won by 17

[NBA History @NBAHistory]

On this day in 2014...

Manu Ginóbili threw down a poster jam in Game 5 of San Antonio's NBA Finals series-clinching victory 🏆

[Wemby Alien Era @WembyAlienEra]

Champagnie is a treasure man (via @KellyIko):

“Keldon Johnson and Julian Champagnie, two of the loudest, most exuberant voices all year, sat in their respective seats, hands resting against their heads while staring into their phones. Others shuffled around, some discussing plans to get back in the gym, some gathering their belongings in silence.

De'Aaron Fox, sitting by himself with a towel draped over his shoulders, was greeted by Lindy Waters III, who placed a comforting hand on his shoulder. Then, another staff member did the same.

Champagnie, who had been in the process of removing his uniform, rose from his stall to offer words of encouragement to the veteran guard. The sharpshooter's uplifting spirit was called on a few moments later as Stephon Castle, with one locker separating them, stood motionless. Champagnie locked eyes with his teammate.

‘I just wanna see you smile, man,’ Champagnie said. ‘That's it.’”

#GoSpursGo #PorVida

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

A drawing from 2000-2001 by C.H Greenblatt

[Matt Rice @matt____rice]

From the Library of Congress baseball exhibit currently on display in the Capitol:

A note passed between Justices Potter Stewart and Harry Blackmun that VP Spiro Agnew had resigned on 10/10/1973

Made sure to include the Mets score

[Jeff McDevitt @JeffMcDev]

This shot of Wemby in the starting lineup was incredible

[Jay Kim @luckymong1]

Wemby and Spurs go to the Finals.

[Jiro🧛🏻 @homixidejiro]

@Gresham2x IF WEMBY TOLD ME TO KILL SOMEONE THEY WOULD BE ON A TSHIRT WITHIN THE HOUR

[Luke @lukeholz]

Thank you Manu

[Manu Ginobili @manuginobili]

This one was the game-winning play! It changed everything!!
Luuuuuuuuke!!

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Dylan said it best, be safe out there San Antonio!!

Celebrate safe, celebrate together 🫶

[Tom Orsborn @tom_orsborn]

“I want to win so bad, it’s like my life depends on it.”

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

do not recommend seeing backrooms on opening weekend. at one point the guy next to me just said "that's the backrooms" at full speaking volume

[🛸Brachiology🦕 | God hating ucon whore 👽 @hotdgflvrdwtr]

u good??😭

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[iris! 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisketball]

performative male? more like performed very well ! #carterbryantisgoodatbasketball

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

My cousin is an economist and he said right now isn’t the best time to buy gas. Suggests waiting, if possible. Price is high

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

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