MJ Sandoval

Communicologist, foreigner, opinionated, sassy, & mean guac maker. SeHablaEspañol [my tweets only reflect my personal opinions]

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

@NPR Is should and needs to be called an act of terrorism. White people can be terrorists too.

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

@FoxNews @ShepNewsTeam I think you meant: on Las Vegas terrorist attack

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

What would the headlines have been if the shooter was black? Latino? Muslim? The media writes history to it’s convenience

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Just bc the shooter had no connection to outside terrorists doesn’t stop him from being 1. This is domestic terrorism commited by a whiteman

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Michelle & I are praying for the victims in Las Vegas. Our thoughts are with their families & everyone enduring another senseless tragedy.

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Call it like it is, what happened in Las Vegas is an act of terrorism

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Conclusion: I will always be one of the boys. #cheers

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

A heaven full of bunnies awaits you capt! #RIPHughHefner

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

When you crave something you don't know what it is yet, in the middle of the night HALP!

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Thanks @UPS 1 hour later I was able to move my car 🙄😒

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

People with long hair out should not be allowed in small clubs. I honestly don't want your hair as a garnish in my drink. #latenightpost

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Help.

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

@elonmusk ever thought of a merger with Apple? Become CEO of that powerhouse? #timetogoTimCook

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

@united Your crew needs some major costumer service training, no one needs sassiness at 5am (UA1852)

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Every other airline will help you accommodate your family, except @united then again... it is united 🙄

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Saw a guy wearing an awesome shirt: "you don't scare me, I married a Latina"

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

I did a round of 6 interviews in 1 day, I was lucky, I didn't do 14 #JobSearch

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Wish me luck, I'm flying #United

[MJ Sandoval @em_yayness]

Waiting on emails like

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