Ema

Jager is my drink & Music is my drug.

[Ema @ema_Honestly]

If you're leaving take me with you.

[Any Train @Anytrain]

Stand by. You’re gonna be needed.

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

Fact: People do their most creative problem solving when they’re drunk.

(I didn’t say best, I said creative)

[Ema @ema_Honestly]

I’m constantly asking myself what the fuck is wrong with me, then I’m like oh right I’m human

[Helleanor Rigby @Mom_Overboard]

Guys who don't brag about how good they are in bed fuck better.

[Ema @ema_Honestly]

Knocks on neighbors door, can I borrow your gun.

[Blah de Vivre @blahdevivre]

Oh, so no one thinks my tweet is funny? IMMA PIN THAT BITCH

[Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP]

*cancels daily Boyd’s Backyard press briefings*

[Ema @ema_Honestly]

What if every one had to name their alter personality.
Work Home Social
Jim Bob Joe

(Then it wouldn’t be a mental illness)

[Stacey @skittle624]

Your sexy tweet made me throw up in my mouth a bit. Is that what you were going for?

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Fuck me like a Cosmo Compatibility quiz.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Good Morning
Detour
Of The
Street Smart
W W W

[..❦..convos with myself @charmfoz]

Sometimes I have no words. Sometimes I have too many.

[Ema @ema_Honestly]

@ODeadInside 🥂🥃🏆

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

I put my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I just have kids.

[Jackson @kerouac741]

If I'm on Twitter please don't ask me how I'm doing.

I'm obviously bored.