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[Em @emaffewss]

@Dri__p only way to get through the day 🤷‍♀️😂

[Em @emaffewss]

If this guy at work asks me one more time if I’m “working hard or hardly working” I’m going to throw my entire desk at him. Like if you have enough time to waltz around asking silly ass questions what are YOU doing?

[Em @emaffewss]

Woke up in the middle of the night throwing the covers off of me and smacking at my leg because I “had a dream” that a spider had bitten me... Got up this morning, took a shower, and noticed A FUCKING SPIDER BITE ON MY LEG. I’m moving.

[Em @emaffewss]

Eating these chips seems extremely loud when there’s only one other person on the entire floor at work.. Like damn we need some music in here or something

[Em @emaffewss]

@kharifletcher_ Haha no but I can’t stand working from home every single day 😭😂 Plus I had to check our mail today 😂

[Em @emaffewss]

Brett ordered my birthday present off Amazon and didn’t check to see what card info was saved on the account and charged my card.. for my birthday present.. He’s not very good at surprises 🤦‍♀️

[Em @emaffewss]

@kpshady_ Thank you! ❤️❤️

[Em @emaffewss]

literally started my day off by taking Excedrin Migraine... and yet here I am with A MIGRAINE ANYWAYS.

[🌻 @ItsIeshaa]

Idc I love Valentine’s Day. Seeing people shopping for dinner ingredients and holding bouquets...how does that not make you happy?

[Em @emaffewss]

@pretttykels So happy and so proud of you! ❤️

[Em @emaffewss]

Is spreading cream cheese on a bagel while driving as bad as texting while driving?
Asking for a friend..

[Em @emaffewss]

That stupid little groundhog can go to hell because I’ll be damned if I’m going out to defrost my car for six more weeks 😤

[Em @emaffewss]

Today I am reminded that even after his passing my Grandpa has always continued to look out for me. I truly hope I showed him how much he was loved and appreciated. ❤️

[Em @emaffewss]

it’s been a min since i’ve said this but.... what a fucking day.

[Em @emaffewss]

It is literally $0 to be a pleasant human being. I will never understand how people can be so rude for no reason.

[Em @emaffewss]

This is not my house?! First DoorDash now Walmart Delivery?! MY HOUSE IS NOT THAT HARD TO FIND.

[Em @emaffewss]

Jaxx talks and laughs in his sleep and I finally got it on recording while we were sleeping last night and it sounds creepy as hell 😳

[Em @emaffewss]

@pretttykels “I don’t know if I can have my own child because what if I don’t like them as much as Jaxx” -You 😂😂😂😂

[Em @emaffewss]

My own child likes @pretttykels more than me... WTF IS THAT