Ndung’u Kariuki

Life's a party. Depends on how much fun you wanna have.

[Ndung’u Kariuki @Emahnue]

"Utakunywa nini mkubwa?"
"Nipee Room Surcharge mbili baridi."

[Rapcha The Sayantist @IAMRAPCHA]

Why can't you find yourself a job abroad, and let kenyans elect someone who will create jobs for them at home?

[NBA @NBA]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 53 YEARS, THE KNICKS ARE NBA CHAMPIONS 🏆

New York defeats San Antonio 4-1 in the NBA Finals, capturing their third championship in franchise history!

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

We are slowly losing our country to goons.

[Missing Child Kenya Foundation @missingchild_ke]

ANN WAMBUI KANYI (10 YEARS) FEMALE #MISSINGCHILDKE

[Johnson @TDi_Skoda]

A child is missing. Create awareness ♻️

[monka @MsMacharia]

No kugeria mani.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Even Njerae would slap you

[gids @gidikariuki]

20 people???? 💔💔

[Ademba Allans @Ademba_47]

These were goons sent to disrupt public participation earlier today at All Saints Cathedral. They opted to rob citizens after their attack at the church.

[Unemployed Professor @WRadigo]

Tomorrow Armenia goes to polls. One of the candidates hoping to be elected Prime Minister is Artak Sargsyan of Kochari National Revival and Awakening of the Nation Party.
Long time ago, he was in Kenya as Artur Margaryan.

[griffith gitau @gitau_griffith]

Round about ya GPO had a fountain 😭

[Ndung’u Kariuki @Emahnue]

Hi @NCBABankKenya , why would there be loan arrears under my name yet I've never undertaken a loan with you guys or neither do I have an NCBA bank account and no Mshwari arrears whatsoever?

[Kathurre @Kathurre]

I have a pregnancy test with two lines in case anyone needs to scam a man. Nitakua nalipisha 500 kukutumia. Support my business Aki 😭😭

[SkyVector @TangoFox_]

🧵There's a detailed, government-approved, World Bank-funded plan that redesigns every major road, creates dedicated cycle lanes, builds BRT, proposes LRT,& puts pedestrians first across all of Eastlands.
It's called NaMSIP. Here's a breakdown of the ultimate Nairobi transit plan

[Akan @K2grind]

Gulf energy is recruiting for the Turkana Oil Project

[Eric Mugendi @mougendi]

This is such a kick in the teeth. Here's what 4.5 billion shillings could have done instead.

[Mzee Kelong @mzeekelong]

This is how the guy pulled the robbery 🤦🏽‍♂️ Nlikuwa nimezone out listening to the radio😅 I thought he was just a mad guy...kumbe jamaa alikuwa anapull heist🤦🏽‍♂️

[The Code Smith @BootStrapperX86]

@mzeekelong Mimi nilimpea chwani after ameniibia

https://t.co/ufWSSHJtoV

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Some of the biggest CCCC/CRBC projects in Kenya:

Mombasa–Nairobi SGR — Sh327 billion
Nairobi–Naivasha SGR — Sh180 billion
Naivasha–Kisumu–Malaba SGR (revival) — Sh700 billion
Nairobi Expressway — Sh80 billion
Talanta Stadium — Sh45 billion
Nairobi Southern Bypass — Sh20 billion
Nairobi Western Bypass — Sh17 billion
Nairobi Eastern Bypass — Sh20 billion
Makupa Bridge — Sh5 billion

[Arlo White @arlowhite]

I suspect either a tray table was down, or one of the window blinds was still half open.