Bob Lee

Senior SRE at MariaDB. I love to build, automate, and fix things.

[MariaDB @mariadb]

Here’s a little story about MariaDB’s recognition as the @linuxquestions Members Choice Database of the Year for the past 8 years in a row. ⬇️

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

Every time I get this message from WOW internet I think, who the hell did I just pay and why are they impressed that I made a payment?

[JD Ross @justindross]

5 years ago today, the greatest headline ever written as Jack took over from Dick C at Twitter

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

Like shooting fish in a barrel:

[Katie McNally @KatieeLynn15]

(Naperville IL) Peaceful heart shaped signs with BLM on them, yet yelled at & ripped down from people driving by. Absolute disgusting, but not surprised.

[The Verge @verge]

Caught on camera, police explode in rage and violence across the US https://t.co/jaMorg1sRb

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

@ratliff_brian Or maybe it is because of the recent news about the innocent deaths of George, Breonna, and Ahmad. Because of social media and cell phones people are finally getting to see what really happens. Unfortunately for Breonna there is no video so justice probably won't be served.

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Hey, I missed that Jepsen revisited @MongoDB!

My takeaway is “MongoDB is well suited to your production data. Not *MY* production data; that’s super important! But it’s fine for your production data.”

https://t.co/1RwJiOka4x

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

Rainy day fun. We introduced the kids to DDR on the playstation 2. I hear it still as cool as it was in 2003.😉 #DDR

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

@ThrillScience @bryanrbeal Violent crime is 3.5x higher in "safer" Sunnyvale

https://t.co/vUzpjBOfuO

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

@ThrillScience @bryanrbeal It's not really a fair comparison to compare Palo Alto or Sunnyvale to Columbus. They are affluent cities in a Santa Clara. It would be much closer to compare those to similar affluent cites in Columbus like Upper Arlington or New Albany.

Property crime 65% higher in Palo Alto

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

Corona changes it's name to Mexican Piss Water to help boost sales #corona #Satire

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

https://t.co/TuXTgLjldn Google employees are used to having all meals provided for them. Thousands of employees will now be panicking on what they will do for food.

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

I have a lot of expired coffee to drink. I will either be caffeinated and highly productive or out of commission in the bathroom. @SuntoryGlobal #bosscoffee

[Jesse-Kate Olsen @aperolspitzz]

Ohio is wild y’all.

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

@mubix I feel your rage my kids are half as well. I just found this out about an elementary school in my district “students were playing a game called coronavirus tag which was targeted towards Asian students.”

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

@jpw Congrats! Sounds like we need to get together and catchup

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

I wish this type of stuff was available when I was in college https://t.co/TBj5MSf3Ay

[Bob Lee @emailbob]

My wife and I started The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker when we started dating. Almost 17 years later we finally beat it #Zelda #GameCube