Edward Mesimäki

I do an impressive impression of myself.
I don't take myself seriously and probably won't take you seriously... seriously.

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@BigIfTrueTVO Watching this episode while waiting for the bread to rise after vacuuming and washing the floors.

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I don't need you but I want you because you have what I need.

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@momjeansplease In a world of elves, be Elvis.

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Last time this happened I threw my TV out the window. I don't think the hotel I'm in tonight appreciated it this time around.

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Had anyone tried unplugging and plugging in the USA back in again?

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How did a picture of @burtoncummings end up in a bathroom in Prague?

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I want to infiltrate the dark web and turn on the light.

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When I heard @billieeilish sang "Birds of a Feather", the @NotTheTimCurry version came to mind.
https://t.co/MyDTOkt4Ir

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@GlobalTV, the streaming app on our smart TV, after every break the screen goes to this and never returns to programming. Happening on all our TVs. Seems to be on all news feeds. Assuming we're not the only ones?

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Dear @BestBuyCanada,
Please don't call me with some offer you think I want. I don't. I'll come to you if I want something.
Also, don't call me when I'm enjoying a sauna. That increases the annoyance of the call.
Thank you.

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Listening to music off my phone while rain hits the window gives it a vinyl feel.

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@CateDailyBoom Does this count?

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@BexSaunders7 Hog Town

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I'm not sure @JohnCleese, but was this a hat from the Spanish Inquisition? Saw it at the Vatican museum. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

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@emily_vukovic @morninglive The saying you're as young as you feel is pretty much on target. I'm 61 and feeling much younger than that. If you feel old, you'll act old. Yeah, I ache and pain but don't dwell on it. I power through that and enjoy life to the fullest.

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@s8n Yoga pants?

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Thanks @CorbLund, was a great evening of listening enjoyment.

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Looking forward to seeing @CorbLund @The_Auditorium. Wonder if I'll hear Truck Got Stuck or Gravedigger? Huh? I wonder? Regardless, it'll be a rootin' tootin' good time.

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@NicoleKarkic Interesting, a different picture than what @globalnews reported this morning.

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@AnitaSwing Guffaw. Hope no one was hurt but, still, guffaw.