Emzz

[Sara Phillips @Sara_JPhillips]

I like wearing a mask, no grown man has asked me to smile in months.

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

@queen_kenz Thankfully people have learned to not trust his word:) proud of you

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

therapist: and what do we do when we are sad?

Midwesterners: say “it’s all good no worries”

therapist: no

[Malala Yousafzai @Malala]

Hard to express my joy and gratitude right now as I completed my Philosophy, Politics and Economics degree at Oxford. I don’t know what’s ahead. For now, it will be Netflix, reading and sleep. 😴

[brxwn boi * @cvrlosgomez]

CANCEL 4TH OF JULY THIS YEAR. NO FIREWORKS. DON’T CELEBRATE A COUNTRY THAT HAS FAILED IT’S PEOPLE. THIS YEAR WE WILL DECLARE INDEPENDENCE FROM THE CORRUPT SYSTEM BUILT TO SUSTAIN WHITE SUPREMACY. COME NOVEMBER. I WANT EACH AND EVERYONE WHO IS SPEAKING UP NOW, TO GO OUT AND VOTE!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Part of being a midwesterner is getting overly excited when a movie scene takes place in your state

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

@taynthompson_ Mamma Mia!!

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

Having that realization that I never have to do a Habitude presentation again... #iykyk kinda bittersweet

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

I just found out Cher and I have the same birthday and that’s been the highlight of this pandemic.

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

@mateabaltic Correct

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

“I wonder if Post Malone eats water-Malone” -N.R.E.

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

“I wonder if Post Malone eats water-Malone” -N.R.E.

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

Rt old tweets bc they are funny

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

“Biblically speaking... it just be like that sometimes.” -Allison Lamb

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

this is abuse ?????

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

My professor after I take an impossible final: “HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Me:

[Kelsey Cook @Kelseyy_Cook]

Only respecting women you’re attracted too, isn’t respecting women.

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

Hello Twitter. Let me introduce you to Peggy Iris, love of my life.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwest dads:

gets bill at restaurant: "what’s the damage”

tightens strap on back of truck: “that’s not going anywhere”

flips over a piece of meat on the grill: “oh yeah that’s money right there”

asked what time it is: “time for you to get a watch”

answers the phone: “YELLO”

[Emzz @emaleejeanm]

@_maiiry This would really suit you