Elaine Mallery

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@Imy_85 @robertfenech @VictoriaCoren Your side/my side. Game changer.

[All about Germany | deutschland.de @en_germany]

#OnThisDay in #Germany: In 1990, the demolition of the Berlin Wall officially begins on Bernauer Strasse. 🏗️🔨

#OTD #Germanhistory #history #Berlin #GDR

[Andrew Brooks @AndrewPBrooks]

Beneath the Humber Bridge.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@MooseAllain Inside of a greenhouse. Tomato vine and geraniums particularly. Grandad and great aunt respectively.

[Robert Webb @arobertwebb]

Yup.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@CrookedNuts Yep. Forever business geese now. I’m direct contrast to their Galoise smoking, nihilistic layabout counterparts...

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@StephenRMoore This is so sad. That night at the RFH was such unbridled joy. Pracatan baby!

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@emmaphanby @dbush Something to do with Scarborough...? 🤷‍♀️

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@dbush @emmaphanby Ooh. Contraversial.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@emmaphanby @dbush Viennese whirl, obv. Jammie Dodger =vile, bottom of the pile. Jam sandwich cream, on the other hand....Pink wafer, garabaldi, bourbon, malted milk, rich tea and nice all tying in an impossible heap.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@GraemePatfield I will. Until futher notice.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@GraemePatfield Quite. The sign (like the pub) no longer exists. Hasn’t existed for about 6 years. It doesn’t help.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@GraemePatfield

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@NickMotown All the time. And the mashed carrot/swede which was “just carrot”.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@GraemePatfield @b3ta I am SO OLD

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@StephenRMoore That is brilliant! Ha!

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@StephenRMoore Aww...sorry to hear that. He was a cutesie x

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

@emmaphanby My sixth form tutor was called Drusilla. Never knew which made me more uncomfortable, calling her that or the other option available to me - Mrs Peach.

[Elaine Mallery @emallery]

Please please please
Let me, let me, let me
Let me get my kimchi
This time

[Manytypesoftea @manytypesoftea]

Your Smiths album name is the mildest complaint you had about the last dining experience you had outside of your home. Mine is The Potatoes Weren't All I Expected

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Christmas still to do list:

- Everything