Emma Malmqvist 🇰🇪

one day i'll fill this in, as for now...can't be bothered.

[Sir Daniel @sir_Danniell]

Walking with my 6"0 gf and these kids shouted bwana mfupi bibi mrefu

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I have read Lee Kuan Yew’s book from third world to first world, I am yet to find a page where talks about building malls and churches. But he has mentioned education, public healthcare, investment in industry, keeping consumption expenditure down. The fundamentals must be respected.

[Paarug Sethi @paarugsethi]

all timer

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this has to be one of the greatest running jokes in television history. that song has been living rent-free in my head ever since i first watched it

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When it's your turn to speak in the work meeting and you haven't been listening. https://t.co/4bwkYFpbTz

[Praise @tufpraise]

I know her parents didn’t name her Mexican scientist. Tf be up with these headlines? It’s 2026.

[Emma Malmqvist 🇰🇪 @emalmqvist]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Kathleen Winchell ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸🇺🇸 @KathleenWinche3]

When you forget you’re forty years old! 😁😅

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[Emma Malmqvist 🇰🇪 @emalmqvist]

@EricNjiiru @DeezyphandaSA 🙊🙊🙊🙊

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Hate when a Conductor successfully profiles me. Okay sawa this time naenda Eastleigh, lakini tusizoeane.

[Emma Malmqvist 🇰🇪 @emalmqvist]

@ysljennii 🤭🤭🤭

[Juvy @JuvyWicks]

LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Sentient Glycosphingolipid 🔜 BFF2026 @LEPER_KlNG]

at the lab i acidentally dropped a reagent that costs more than me, my entire family tree, my neighborhood and possibly my entire state combined. it didnt break. thankfully. but for one moment i felt the fear of God that only an illiterate rural medieval peasant would feel

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

Schrödinger: Nice.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“The degree to which a person can grow is directly proportional to the amount of truth he can accept about himself without running away.”

[Emma Malmqvist 🇰🇪 @emalmqvist]

@Lsankei99 This is EXACTLY what came to mind when I watched it! 🤣🤣🤣

[g @34rths]

I know kindness is never lost or wasted because Everyone who has ever been kind to me has made me kinder in return