Emma

Wife, mom x2, chemistry teacher

[Emma @emar1214]

@mandalynns23 I couldn’t have done it otherwise! And speech therapy was definitely worth it for both of my children

[star anise @anisenot]

“Women just need to chill out” says the guy who has his laundry folded, drawers organized, bed made, soap & razors & toothpaste & shampoo replaced regularly, refrigerator full, home cleaned, household cleaning & paper supplies stocked, social engagements planned & prepared for, children educated, clothed & cleaned, meals cooked, dishes washed, pets fed, walked & cleaned up after, mail opened & sorted, family events & important dates remembered & planned for, all by someone else

[Emma @emar1214]

@AniseNot THIS. ME. EXACTLY.

[Emma @emar1214]

@AniseNot Apple cider sangria

[Emma @emar1214]

@fight4frogs I know this isnt the same but my daughter was breech until she finally flipped at 36 weeks. I was stressing big time about it and when a baby that big flips around oooof you feel it lol

[Emma @emar1214]

@redl3tters Coffee with dessert is a must 😁

[Emma @emar1214]

@anactualwalnut When they first rebranded, their sizing was spot on. Now I can’t even order from there because it is so off. It’s so disappointing because I have a few pairs that fit me like a glove.

[Emma @emar1214]

@anactualwalnut What’s your favorite brand for workout clothes

[Emma @emar1214]

@peachsweet_tea It’s weird, but sometimes I feel like I have the best workouts on those days

[Emma @emar1214]

@AniseNot Nope can’t do it 😆

[Emma @emar1214]

@momofdroids More ideas are coming to me lol

[Emma @emar1214]

@momofdroids Little pack of tissues! Disposable Hand warmers

[Emma @emar1214]

@momofdroids You need one for the car, bathroom, bedroom, so many lol

[Emma @emar1214]

@littleapostate You look beautiful and healthy. Believe me, you’ll get back to your normal after. I had two kids and look and feel better than ever. (Well except my boobs lol) It is possible.

[Emma @emar1214]

@LurkAtHomeMom How about when you’re halving a recipe ☠️

[Emma @emar1214]

@AniseNot Sometimes you just have to let them dig their own graves

[Emma @emar1214]

I hope @jackblack knows that whenever I use Vaseline to take off my eye makeup I think of him in Shallow Hal