Eli Maxwell

hope alum // walk in Love (he / him)

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

I emailed every teacher I've ever had the Pizza Picture with the caption "Merry Christmas" and Señor Cole sent this back

[J.P. McDade @jp_mcdade]

Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”

[joe bro @jbromovies]

Bro gets traded to LA and suddenly thinks he can make movies

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

@BenKagey many such cases

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

shameless plug for first post on substack

https://t.co/ni4S0UwgrZ

[Films to Films @filmstofilms_]

Emilia Pérez is officially one of the worst films to ever be nominated for an academy award. 
#Oscars

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

this clearly extended my regular sphere of influence. pls stream Contact by Alara

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

got the @JennyENicholson view at the jazz gig

[im ave @tsve_]

lugia is real and lives in lake michigan

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

@BenKagey what denomination?

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

@BenKagey i’m sorry bestie but you still owe me that seven bands + interest off that last parlay

[Mr. Goji  @Mr_goji54]

Me and the homies tonight

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

@eli_hostetler he returns with yet another banger

[Eli Maxwell @emax1401]

maybe let’s remember that politicians have an obligation to meet the needs and desires of their constituents rather than the other way around

[Himbo Dome Houseboat Valet @probablyaweiser]

The libs are freaking out screaming, crying, throwing up, etc over Drumpf 2.0. Unlike me, a calm and perfectly sane guy pacing back and forth saying “gotta rebuild the labor movement” to myself over and over again.