Emily Barnes

local vampire

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Hey guys just checking in. This is still true but sometimes you get a new boulder and it’s smaller and cooler and novel. Which is to say that I have a 9-5 that makes me happy now

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

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[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@badguyemli Read this as submissive

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy one must imagine Sisyphus happy one must imagine Sisyphus happy one must imagine Sisyphus happy one must imagine Sisyphus happy one must imagine Sisyph

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

TGIF🙌

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Two people in the last month have accused me of having cheek filler

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@abbyhatesthis_ Wow… nick should be worried…

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

I was lowkey on to something. Or maybe that’s how everyone feels when they get bangs

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Reframing my skin breaking out as a potential final bodily purge before I reach my final form…

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@johnpaul_mejia

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@johnpaul_mejia I was waiting for you to be done cooking, bruh 🙄

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Reframing my skin breaking out as a potential final bodily purge before I reach my final form…

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@abbyhatesthis_ My curiosity gets the better of me sometimes and I click on insane threads and then refresh and it’s taken over. So scawy

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Vulnerable post that will be embarrassing if the answer is no— is anyone else being fed edtwt content no matter how much they block / do not engage with it or does Elon Musk want me, specifically, dead

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

I’m always doing shit like this 🤦‍♂️

[gabriela 📚 @chaimartini]

white people be like my name is emily

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

@abbyhatesthis_ Wow… we know something other people don’t…

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Just applied to a bunch of jobs I won’t get so I had to cut my own hair to microdose disappointment

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

White masc pays on the first date call her Ellen Degenerous

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

My update is that he’s a fucking perv freak who I’ve had to watch grab at girls asses all night. I think the government should get to kill him

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

“Are you old enough to work at this bar??” Really not a good pickup line. If you think I’m So young maybe don’t try to get my number

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

Not even trying to be woke about it.. when I see a shaved armpit I feel a little queasy. Like thinking about the feeling of a naked pit makes me shrivel. All love tho

[Emily Barnes @embarnes121]

We all know the Irish goodbye… but I raise you Brexit. Where you leave a party and then regret it but are too stubborn to go back