Emily

awkward girl who embarrasses herself frequently. enjoy all the nonsense I have to offer.

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

#SuicidePreventionMonth #Awareness

[Muhammad Mazen @mhmd_s09]

One of the most brutal scenes in human history has been leaked.

Footage from an Israeli aircraft shows thousands of starving Palestinians running towards an aid truck, before it bombs and kills them all.

A video that the world must never forget.

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

@realDonaldTrump is so utterly terrible in all ways. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her! Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence! Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo! Boo!

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

In there own words

[Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume]

Carl Reiner gave Rob Reiner a copy of The Princess Bride, and Rob Reiner loved it and its father/son love story so much he turned it into a movie (with a grandfather and grandson). Three days before Carl’s death in 2020, he and Rob reenacted the final scene and “As you wish”

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Donald has fallen asleep in his own cabinet meeting.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

CLOCK IT!!!!!

[Dilly Hussain @DillyHussain88]

American woman does a social experiment where she called 20 churches in urgent need of baby formula. They all say no, or can’t help.

She then calls a mosque. Their response:

“Where are you located? What type of formula do you need?”

https://t.co/HVX2B8h67I

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

@RobertKennedyJc

[KT "Special MI6 Operation" @KremlinTrolls]

Don't forget: @JDVance is a failed drag queen.

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

#FindJason #Missing #STL #Help
Jason has not been seen since last Monday. Please help spread the word and get Jason home. Any help is appreciated!

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

Believe in Ukraine. Stand with Ukraine. Glory to Ukraine!

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

@4gntt

[loren bouchard @lorenbouchard]

Okay, swing state, 18+ Bob's fans, you know what you have to do. Go do it. Respond here with your sticker if you need validation and celebration. Here's a pic that's a "swing state" joke that only the hardcore fans will get, and I'm okay with that.

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

😭😭😭

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This man made the heartbreaking decision in 2022 to surrender his dog after he was diagnosed with cancer and could no longer care for her. He just got the news he's in remission, and immediately adopted her again. 14/10 for both

[Hank Azaria @HankAzaria]

Chief Wiggum, Springfield PD, here… they’re doing WHAT?

[Morning Joe @Morning_Joe]

DNC vs. RNC: Two convention speeches, two different messages

[The Astute Galoot ™️ 🏴‍☠️ @TheAstuteGaloot]

Thank you, John Goodman.

F—k you, Josh Hawley.

[JessicaUSAF @JessicaUSAF]

🤣🤣🤣
https://t.co/Dg1Iaee9wV

[Emily @embarrassing_em]

I wonder if @MikeJudge ever thought his comedy #Idiocracy would turn into a real-life, almost horror movie?

[Michelle Obama @MichelleObama]

While in St. Louis, I stopped by @Target to run a few errands and check out the paperback of my book, #TheLightWeCarry. I left behind a few signed copies – if you find them, let me know!