frog

there’s a bomb in my car

[frog @ember_bad]

i want it all
and i would like to die
a noble death, or a coward’s death
a hero’s death, or a lonely death
to die in the arms of a lover
or the arms of an alien

[doomer @uncledoomer]

"just buy the $35k house that needs $300k of repairs"

[frog @ember_bad]

DON’T YOU WANT TO BE NOBODY EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
SEDONA
i’m lookin’ for ya
nothing even matters just as long as you’re mine

[frog @ember_bad]

@etherealh0es subarus are OK. trucks are right out

[frog @ember_bad]

i can’t date a man who drives a bigger car than me anytime soon. you must drive a tiny ass car . smart car would honestly be preferable but a compact sedan will do thanks for your time . o7

[frog @ember_bad]

. at least they’re not lonely ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

the dishes ..

[kt @gingerjesus6629]

How my roommate loaded the dishwasher

[frog @ember_bad]

i love walking into the office at 10 am with still-wet hair ((i don’t love it 😪))

[frog @ember_bad]

he fucked her

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

George: She’s a radical lib Jerry, a radical!
Jerry: So you canceled?
George: No of course not
Jerry: So you lied?
George: I did what I had to do

[🍒 @Cher_bearzz]

Since Chinese cigs are trending lemme show yall which flavor I missed most, yogurt menthol it tastes like yukult

[frog @ember_bad]

@fznfznfznfzn NO😭😪🏴‍☠️

[frog @ember_bad]

close friends list got too big

[frog @ember_bad]

whiskey ice balls in my coffee call that iced boffee,-.. c-c-call that iced ,,, ballsfee ?

[frog @ember_bad]

at least the swag guy on instagram likes my stories 😪

[eeni @tarnishedlatina]

they should invent a good thing that happens to me

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Tem poucos falantes de português nesse perfil, mas tem vídeo longo mostrando todo o processo https://t.co/5NriYSOZQy

[frog @ember_bad]

@carmiico i like it on the back 🤷‍♀️

[Ciroc Obama @frogg_gurl]

I’ve never even noticed if a girl’s bikini was a thong or not because it doesn’t matter if you’re already in a bikini? Like I really don’t care about how much the skin of a woman’s ass cheek is visible at the beach because I’m normal.

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

Hyrax can't sleep because he won't stop thinking about things he can't solve at 2 a.m.

[frog @ember_bad]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH 😱😱

[frog @ember_bad]

letsgooooooooo egypt holy fuck