Emberly N. Iscariot

Nail Tech and Train Wreck

[Emberly N. Iscariot @emberlynova]

I almost had sex with an ex last night. I threw up instead.

[jezz @JezziiB]

THINGS I DONT DEBATE WITH MEN :
1. Abortion
2. Breastfeeding
3. Menstruation
4. Female body hair
5. Birth Control
6. Access to feminine hygiene products

Why? Because NONE of those involve the male body & therefore don't create any valid MALE OPINIONS

[The Blue Torch @_TheBlueTorch]

On June 14th, Trump’s birthday, the entire globe is going to post photos of Obama on all social media platforms all day. Pass it on.

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch and zero human interaction?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Working women do this for people all the time too. You know who doesn’t do this? Working men.

[🦢 @damnidc__]

Conservatives hate tattoos on women because you have to be 18 to get them.

[Nyra @cosy_love_]

If he cheats on you, you are notsupposed to try to show him how loyal you are. Take that mf on a trip hours away, pull over at a gas station and say, "Get me a drink out the store" and LEAVE him right there to roam the streets like the dog he is.

[ً @prinkasusa]

Men will be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 9 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.

But sure, women can’t handle leadership.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

If I have to pay $7.99 to rent a 30 year-old movie off Amazon when I have a Prime subscription, then we should just reopen Blockbuster. I’d rather have their employees judge my life choices.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Men don’t “joke.”
They test your boundaries.
They’ll say something sexist, violent, creepy and then stare at your reaction.
If you laugh? They’ll go further.
If you flinch? “Relax, it was a joke.”
It was never about the joke.
It was a probe.
To see what they can get away with.

[Dee 🌹 @DeeWaynee94]

Sex before marriage has a very obvious benefit: it tells you whether you’re compatible before dragging law, family and paperwork into a bad decision.

Only religion could turn basic due diligence into a sin.

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

"Carry a doomed baby for months more and risk the life of the mother so he could live in agony for two hours"

[ً @prinkasusa]

For the first time in history, women are no longer marrying men for financial security or material things, just on the basis of their character - and the men are failing miserably.

[Rachel Charlton-Dailey @RachelCDailey_]

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Whenever I feel like an idiot I like to take a step back…a nice deep breath…and remember there’s people here who think Liam Neeson is writing tweets.

[her @Thiohna]

No one is aborting a 34wk fetus for shits and giggles. Abortions at this gestation are to save the womans life.