eg

what am i doing

[eg @emberrbran]

if i send you this, it’s mean i’m omw

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[Richard H @TheHoogie]

I’d you’re shocked at the damage in France to an old town hall you’ll be horrified to hear what’s happened to the beautiful old buildings and heritage of the Palestinians, Lebanese, Syrians, Iraqis and Afghans

[daisy 🧛🏻‍♀️ @starvinm0nster]

skin DRY, hair GREASY, body FAT, room MESSY

[Paras @ParasVerma7454]

Can someone just hire me without an interview? I can do the job but I can't handle the interview.

[➿ @cestsco]

la haine que j’ai envers la police et ceux qui les défendent

[0.9 vote lfi @tidi140]

Si je meurs par la police n’écoutez pas mes parents je suis pas pacifiste je veux pas la paix brûlez tout

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people

[moon✂️ @BYROS3_]

chega uma idade em que o aplicativo do clima vira importantíssimo, e eu preciso entrar nele todos os dias

[Ciara @Ciara_BK]

My friend bumped into a guy we used to live with and his one question about me was “Is she still terrorising men”

[0号𓃗8m @ichi202602]

育児で「ダメ」「やめて」などの否定語はよくないという情報を仕入れた夫、玩具で急所を狙ってくる赤子に「ご遠慮ください！ご遠慮ください！」って叫んでる

[🐾p3arlly 𐙚 @y0urhaunt3dgf]

I think when you’re overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

I want cigarettes but without anything, no nicotine no weed, I just want a reason to leave an event, light something on fire, and think for a bit. Anything like that?

[Prof KKC @KaranjaKeita]

#FuckChristopherColumbus

[Locket 𐔌՞• ▴•՞𐦯💤🪶 @SleepyMothy]

"why are you wearing the same outfit two days in a row??"

Washing machines exist???

(I did not put it in the washing machine)

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

Do you wanna come to dinner with my parents and observe the unsaid lifelong dynamics that control every aspect of my life and unlock a new level of intimacy in our friendship or no

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Which means they have just deleted important archival evidence of the genocide.

[R @ri6nee]

being traditional and raising my kids to smoke marlboro reds instead of whatever fruity devices yall be having

[nana @celestica___]

nos chamam de alarmistas e no dia seguinte incendeiam as nossas universidades

[ؘ @gracceivers]

ATEARAM FOGO EM UMA UNIVERSIDADE FEDERAL POR FANATISMO POLÍTICO!! DESTRUÍRAM PESQUISAS SOBRE O CÂNCER POR CAUSA DO BOLSONARO

[clara @xocybrluv]

porra isso aqui é uma das coisas mais tristes que eu ja vi