emily

[emily @embugatti]

Today a girl gave me her resume for the cafe I manage and I kid you not one of her two educational school achievements was 'best dressed in year 11 and 12 formal' and I'm just really not sure what is going on anymore

[emily @embugatti]

@ParamountPlusAU @aleaguemen Give me my money back

[cory @coolmathgame_]

[my gf actually turns into a worm]

me: oh my god. it’s ok, i’ll still go out with you

my worm gf: [sees a cool worm wearing a leather jacket] i think we should see other people

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

me at benihana https://t.co/zMPQCPK2A2

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

How old were you when you realized Lindsay Lohan doesn’t have a twin

[tia @califortia]

My sister finna come to my house n turn my ass upside down😭

[elora @scenephaze]

why dont pizzas come w that lil table anymore

[Jo🌬 @JoanNatson]

Small weekend is over.. now entering big weekend ☹️

[emily @embugatti]

Twitter 😂

[Footballers with Tits @footballerswith]

Aaron Mooy with Tits.
cc: @AaronMooy

#footballerswithtits #BHAFC

[adam @brokeangeI]

the voices in my head 8 days into quarantine be sounding like this https://t.co/Y5d886RJeX

[emily @embugatti]

The perfect time to eat raw chicken and become a skinny legend by the time we are out of isolation is NOW

[Heraa @caveheraa]

Mom sent a picture of how their street is socializing

[iqra @iqraanabi]

“how’s self quarantine going?”

[Ben Yahr @benyahr]

Me being discovered after one week of quarantine

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

For the love of god UNMUTE THIS