King Je Suis

Husband, father, brother. Washed since 1986. Still replacing my own cabin and air filters.

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

*me singing Where Did My Baby Go to Norah*
“Daddy! I’m not going anywhere! I’ll always be your little child”

[Ray Dunne @RayDunne975]

LeBron crossing the Delaware to sign his contract on July 4th, 2026.

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

LeBron said he wants this last run to be about happiness and you want him to live in philadelphia

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

Ben Stiller?

[Yahoo Sports @YahooSports]

LeBron James has had discussions about filming this entire upcoming season for a documentary or episodic series, per Yahoo Sports’ @KevinOConnor.

James is entering his 24th and potentially final NBA season.

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

The Lakers are the leverage for contracts and not the destination. Been that way for a while. Outside of trades, guess who was the last big name to sign there?

[Anthony F. Irwin @AnthonyIrwinLA]

Swapping LeBron James, Marcus Smart, Rui Hachimura and Luke Kennard for Mamu, Grimes and maybe Kessler/Duren… when the standard Rob set was to build a title contender for Luka after kicking the can to get here… yeesh.

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

Too much illegal betting going on in the NBA to stay in Vegas lol

[Tim Reynolds @ByTimReynolds]

Hinkle Fieldhouse, you get the NBA Cup.

The NBA is moving the tournament title game to Butler University's iconic arena this season, source tells AP.

It'll be Dec. 11 in the arena that saw Bobby Plump, the "Hoosiers" title game, Oscar Robertson winning two state titles & more.

[Mike Guardabascio @Guardabascio]

LeBron the only hero who's lived long enough to see himself become the villain four times lmao

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

Gonna be top priority for a free agency tampering investigation soon after too

[Chris Haynes @ChrisBHaynes]

BREAKING: Due to sizable distance apart in negotiations, Detroit Pistons restricted free agent center Jalen Duren will meet with the Sacramento Kings at the start of free agency with the intentions of structuring a sign-&-trade out of Detroit.

[NBA Memes @NBAMemes]

Melo did this and the Hornets decided it would be his last season on the team 😭

[not Johnny Manziel (parody) @JohnnyFootbalI]

LaMelo Ball driving from Charlotte to Minnesota

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

“Intends”…

It’d be a terrible look for their front office but if they’re trading for LaMelo is this still a go?

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Free agent guard Ayo Dosunmu intends to sign a five-year, $112 million contract to return to the Minnesota Timberwolves, with a player option in the fifth season, sources tell ESPN. Timberwolves made it a major priority to lock in Dosunmu after his tremendous postseason.

[💰 @HatinggTy]

Top 5 night in Twitter history

[Maximilian Uriarte @TLCplMax]

Me on the plane watching the movie the guy in front of me is watching with no sound:

[Pyrex Chapman @Mariannoo]

you could legit put “The King Of Queens” entire series on shuffle and never be disappointed in which episode it lands on next.

a true masterpiece.

[remx @biigrem]

Them canceling schools for tornados is crazy bc they had us in the hallway face down ass up

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

If they really want to trade him, it’s gonna cost draft picks and taking on bad expiring contracts. No team should be doing them favors

[Kevin O'Connor @KevinOConnor]

The problem with a De’Aaron Fox trade is: Who wants Fox? Most teams that need a PG are gonna draft one. This class is loaded with guards. Teams that would trade for one will prefer the younger and cheaper Ja Morant. There’s a chance San Antonio is just stuck with Fox.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

When you do nothing on the group project but still get an A:

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

Sheesh lol

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Karl-Anthony Towns and Andrew Wiggins have won an NBA championship before Jimmy Butler.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Every time De’Aaron Fox shoots the ball:

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

Not until he’s consistently playing 40 mpg

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Don’t worry, he’ll be back.

[King Je Suis @emcc86]

We all see it in real time. Everyone except the head coach

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

Three years from now when Dylan Harper is All-NBA, we are going to look back so funny at how he was used in this series