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cbs and paramount can go straight to hell

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@prmorphine @corywurtnberger Every time I think of Paul, this is what I see

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@A_dawg956 The way you can see those words circling in his head as he dissects each one trying to figure out what she means, bc she can’t mean what he thinks she means, right? Right?

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@daachecker Amazing, she’s iconic, but still kinda mad that they think they’ll be the first female f2/f3.

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@SamuelPines23 @daachecker The difference is the comps. For me at least, I just hated that the comps were all designed for a specific type of person to win- i liked jag, other than the bullying of fe and cirie at the end. The comps this year have been much more diverse, as has the gameplay in general

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@leebee4life Welp. I’m down to respecting only Willie Nelson and Dolly Parton from the country music world.

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@RealityRobbed I’d flip MJ and cam, the jury is either indifferent or disliked mj, but cam has better social relationships with most of them than Chelsie

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@bigsister44828 It’s such a reflection of society how it’s usually the worst trash talkers/bullies who are professing their faith claiming to be the “good” ppl- bb8 amber, bb9 Natalie, up to Matt last year. Chel using it to her advantage I don’t mind, it’s interesting if intentional

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@adoomies3 Same. It’s the same as beast mode cowboy, or cam last year,ruining someone’s game bc you can’t bully them into liking you is just too much of the real world leaking in and I have to hate

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@texicago This man has the patience of a saint. He clearly realized that Chelsie can’t handle casual flirting and cuddling, so he stepped back and treats her respectfully, as a friend and ally, trying not to lead her on, and she says this shit. Beastmode cowgirl up

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Called to tell him I was in labor. He was too high to process bc it was 4/20. Called back to tell him they lost the baby’s heartbeat and he still laughed until I screamed “the baby is dead”. Finally showed up at the hospital and promptly fainted and had to go to the er

[OLONI BABY 🍒 @Oloni]

Ladies how did you realise you hated your boyfriend?

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@adoomies3 Does he still think that Julie Chen is Connie Chung?

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@AndyHerren Hey hey hey, sometimes he doesn’t just sway. Sometimes he passes out from the heat

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@Ask_Spectrum why is our internet constantly down? We had a little rain and haven’t had internet since 9 last night?? Pretty annoying to have to go 20 minutes away to find free WiFi just to do my schoolwork when I’m paying 90/month for just internet

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The bright side of all of this is that the US must finally pass gun control legislation in the future, bc these time travelers have terrible aim #AssassinationAttempt #trumpisalaughingstock

[Carl Feher @CJ_Feher]

Democrats don't want donald trump shot. That would deprive us of the pleasure of seeing him sitting in prison. #TrumpIsALaughingStock

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@Whitless256 My ex-mil once insisted with her full chest that she saw me with another man two days earlier, despite the fact that I was with her and my husband at the exact time and had photos to prove it. That’s the energy Angela gives me

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@jbad_renee Who’s got two thumbs and is about to be the only viable love interest for everyone in the house?

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@AndyHerren Jordan Klepper Fingers the Conspiracy helped me to understand a little about how people get to that point. It’s like boiling a frog, they start with media that says something that sounds real, and slowly it devolves into this nonsense but they’re in too deep to doubt by then

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@GirlFromMars_OG @AndyHerren I have a trans nephew. He started calling himself a boy when he was 2. He has consistently asserted that he is a boy for 13 years. Being accepted for who he is at a young age instead of waiting until puberty would have saved him many years of suffering and emotional turmoil.

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@autumns_updates I’m just excited for his deep dive with Taran to be like

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@acnewsitics I mean, Casey Anthony did it so florida must be the most liberal state in the US right?