Beau Van Donkelaar

Actor -Artist - Based on a true story

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It’s a completely different ...US & THEM... than you guys are thinkin’

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@aestheticspost_ Water

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@CalltoActivism At least one other American president had a very limited formal education

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Why isn’t aftra striking?? SAG-aftra is supposed to be one union right?

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@rainnwilson I’m “quickly identifying “

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What’s so “supreme” about it?

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My 10 yo neighbor is either practicing piano or composing a score to a new horror movie.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

How does it happen that SoFI, a student loan re-financing company, could spend $625 million to put its name on the LA Rams football stadium when 45 million Americans are drowning in $1.8 trillion in student debt? Today would be a good day for the President to cancel student debt.

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Dre and Em are cool but I think it really should’ve been RAMMSTIEN AND THE BANGLES #SuperBowl

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He started a company devoted exclusively to putting a microchip in people’s head. That’s not crazy at all

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If MAD were a place you really needed to get to fast, you can rely on getting the best direction from Twitter

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Southern CA people r like… “Tsunami?”….. fukyeh

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Ya know that kid who was suing Nirvana…. Nevermind

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Grown men on BMX is not a good look

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All of the attendees of the MET GALA are going to get together tomorrow and watch a bunch of teenagers kill eachother #hungergames

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

What was the point of all those movies and books if yall cant see that Elon Musk is high-key the villain of our narrative.

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Biggest question rising out of the last year: “Why did we ever wear uncomfortable pants?”

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Ya know when you walk into another room and forgot what you were doing or why you’re there???... That’s the whole ass internet!

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@TinaLandau NICE.. Some of my favorite Tina things everrr- happened along that river. It’s gonna be viewpointy AF!

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2021 events so far - insurrection,inauguration,hedgefund AKA- Jamiroquai, Bernies mittens, Gamestop

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The minimum wage should actually be 1 TUBMAN - HOURLY...real talk