Eric M Christians

Writer, photographer, actor (Legally Blonde 2), and the man who proved doing shots of grain alcohol is, uh... Hmm. What was I talking about?

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@janninereid1 Exactly! In the US anyone can succeed! It just takes hard work.

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@AntiWokeMemes Did she open for Jeff Dunham?

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@dcexaminer He knows what he’s talking about in abusive spouses.

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@gman5180 This is the singer who whined about Walmart… until Walmart removed her CD from their stores.

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@TiffanyFong Revenge of the Nerds reboot.

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@AntiWokeMemes You won’t be.

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@TheOfficerTatum The Gilligan’s Island episode where Gilligan became President beat this out by 10 million viewers.

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@AntiLeftMemes And I dreamt Sidney Sweeney and I were alone on an island… the difference being I woke up.

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@trish_regan I thought he was supposed to share the money with less fortunate writers.

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@DefiantLs Yes, and we know Google is always allowed into evidence in court.

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@RealDeanCain She says from the backseat of her limo on her way to her private jet.

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@AntiLeftMemes Surround yourself with people who agree with you. That’s what the elites are best at.

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@01Funkytown The price is too high.

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@atensnut Your sugar daddies, Soros and son, are just billionaires. Their claim to fame is funding liberal protestors… and you.

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@TrumpsHurricane Where else would you have become a “Material Girl?”

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@gman5180 They hate rich people… but would love to have the money.

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@BuzzPatterson …from the back of a limo.

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@helenckh In their attempt to embarrass and devalue him, they made him more relevant.

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@SheriffClarke I’m willing to bet they’re smarter than that.

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@snowyxq1 Davy Crockett’s cap.