Mrs Goggins fan account

she/her 21 years old

[chilli @gunschilli]

CAM ON ENGLAND🥁⚽️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jonesy has been shot in Fortnite lore.

Presumed dead.

[NATE @NatetionX]

This is tea cause those Chinese bottoms be pissing and squirting handsfree and moaning in pleasure like you cant act that-

[Corb💔💨 @HeartBreakCorb]

still can’t believe he actually took his jorts off!’

[Micky D @DeMickyD]

Me whenever a muppet appears on the game awards

[jonathan @jnsyaaa]

the r/bald subreddit is an example of wholesome masculine body-positivity

every post is a guy showing his clearly-past-the-point-of-no-return thinning hair & asking "is it time?" and the top reply is always this image

[Hani @PositivelyHani]

GUYS DONT WORRY

[Skiff @SkiffTalks]

Ive been killing it with older people lately. They'll ask "how's it goin?" So ill respond "another day"

They'll say back "another dollar, right?"

Then it hit them with a "hopefully more than one"

And they're LOVING IT

[DJ BBQ @stepheniscowboy]

crosswords are sooo easy man

[donald boat @laserboat999]

Zero print in sweats no wonder Nancy was the #PARKINGLOTDEMON

[RhysMurphy @RhysMurphy1120]

All timer birthday present from me mam this year🤣

[West Stairs @West_Stairs]

#200 🦫

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

This might be one of the best Homer poses in the whole series.

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[💕QUIX💕 @calamity_quix]

i can't believe this is canon now

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

bird incel: I’m beakcucked. one shade of plumage is the only difference between a nest and pathetic feathercope. Eat the black beetle, it’s over

Me: *hearing only hearing sweet chirping* handsome passerines a flutter in their buoyant reverie! glad tidings!

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)