Blizzard’s Ghost

Great Lakes Separatist

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

Self inflicted psychological warfare

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wizard Obama voice: my uhhh.. fellow alchemists

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Love island is the most evil program I have ever seen
the apogee of a dying, soulless culture where we have all become spectators to our own humiliation and dehumanization. just lock a bunch of dimwit empty vessels in a room and record them trying to simulate what sincerity is.

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

I can feel this happening btw

[World of Science @Science_TechTV]

neuron trying to connect to other neurons

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it’s funny how every “glp-1 results” post where the guy doesn’t end up looking like he was locked in a shed for 2 months, he also casually mentions in the body text that he’s on “low-dose trt”

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

@AnthropoceneMe1 goated paper that helps my sense of “ok but why and how does that exist”. Spandrels are an inherent, necessary byproduct of a domed church’s architecture, but end up as aesthetically critical elements. A lot of biology is like that. It’s a miracle there’s anything at all.

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really funny to insinuate this as evidence of intelligent design when Charles Darwin himself saw this and went “ok either god is fake or evil because what the fuck is that”

[Adam, Anthropocene Megafauna @AnthropoceneMe1]

The braconid wasps that eat tomato hornworms alive carry a virus that probably acts a symbiotic weapon, suppressing the hornworm’s immune system.

At a certain point of impossible complexity you just give up and say “ok fine whatever”

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

@AnthropoceneMe1 based on carcinisation among crustaceans, I assume The Lord is a Crab in His Pinchy Glory

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I’m better at tweeting than he is

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my giant chud son that I hate

[simrob500 @simrob500]

Great to capture a hungry begging juvenile cuckoo being fed by a hard working Dunnock ….. Nottinghamshire

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

Wholesome chungus “leftist” who interfaces with sports the same way he does the children’s cartoons that serve as his only lens through which he perceives reality

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a second, harder apple

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Don’t use plastic cutting boards, they’ll leach microplastics into your food. Don’t use wood, it can harbor bacteria. Don’t use metal, glass, or stone, they’ll dull your knives. So what am I supposed to use to cut this apple?

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

I think. I have Sleep apnea, from getting Sorta fat. So, I’ll take a little nap on the ground next to Mr.Mountain Lion. Before my meeting at 6! And pray, when I wake, he is alive and willing to be My steed.

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

we were gonna storm da bastille but nobody could wake up in time cause they all neurodivergent

[bri love @mclovenxoxo]

sorry you’ll never convince me that the “lateness is a moral failing” isn’t rooted in colonization and capitalism, it’s CONTROL!!! and I get we live in a society blah blah blah but if it’s ur friends you know is always late tell them an earlier time or whatever but acting like it’s a moral failing is so puritanical and silly sometimes you just got to accept people as they are

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my papa worked as Executive Director of Community and Industry Engagement for Card and Connected Commerce at JP Morgan too. tied him to the tracks for trying to get his union card. history rhymes.

[Short Squeez @shortsqueeznews]

BREAKING: The women who went viral for stealing a Knicks-themed trash can at the parade last week was identified as Angie Báez, a Director of DEI at JPMorgan.

JPMorgan reportedly fired Báez after the video of her got millions of views on social media, and the firm confirmed today she is no longer with the firm.

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

coward

[. @mrw1sconsin]

The hoes went from sundresses to John cena jorts. Worst timeline ever.

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Scrolling reels full volume while they say their vows

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Tapping my glass, then telling a 45 minute story at my friends wedding that features him only as a tangential side character

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i discovered what it was at 11, researched its origins, and got so apoplectically angry i carved “LIES” into the free bible the local Lutheran church gave me. now I’m just like it’s kinda whatever.

[Kichikuou PJ 🐀 @aeugchad]

If you're circumcised don't ever look up anything about foreskin if you don't want to become incredibly depressed and start resenting your parents. Worst mistake of my life.

[Blizzard’s Ghost @patrictheguy]

just got hit because we were at Plato’s closet and I said “you know, I really expected it to just be togas”