emma corwin

[Aaron J. Carpenter🇺🇸 @aaronjcarpenter]

24 hours left of President Donald J. Trump’s First Term in the White House. Thank you for your service to America. You worked harder for The People than any President ever has. We are grateful for your commitment to Make America Great Again. I am better off now than 4 years ago.

[Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump]

LIVE: President Donald J Trump https://t.co/J7hhaUPUf0

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Detroit Absentee Ballot Counting Chaos, Blocked Windows and Observers https://t.co/KzIwhbQrDt via @BreitbartNews

[Evan Bass @ebassclinics]

Pete’s mom: Pete loves to party and have lots of sex and I don’t want him to change
Pete’s mom: GOD HAS CHOSEN THE PERFECT GIRL FOR MY SON WHO WILL KEEP HIM IN SIN
#TheBachelor

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

@sjbailey4 Can I like retweet upon retweet this

[Rebecca Jennings @becca_jennn]

Last night a coworker said "I never see you upset". I told him, "I try not to be". Later on he said "you gotta teach me how you stay so chill". I said "idk, just Jesus". It's time we start sharing a different type of drug to the people in pain.

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

thought I needed u. turns out I don’t

[virevaz🪐 @vvicctorreal]

que rápida es la muerte

[Noah Herrin @NoahHerrin]

Single? I wrote this 2 years ago.

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

You can’t make everyone happy, ur not a taco

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

@chayla_gilkey You’re worth it 💗

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

Deuces ✌🏽

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

@Hutch07 Awwww stop that is so sweet wow

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

I hope one day I can be as happy as Ken and Barbie are

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

You take what the enemy meant for evil and you turn it for good

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

When the trust fall backfires

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

*old lady at my grandma’s church walks up to her & says “new hearing aid today Marie —I can hear the floors squeak!!!”

Proceeds to tell her my name ... she says “what was that darlin?”

Oh but you can hear floors squeak ok perfect 👌🏽

[emma corwin @emcorwinn]

*sees the apple pie after u just had pumpkin pie*

I hate u I love u I hate that I want u