emma...

[emma... @emderyk]

imagine you graduate from palmer high school. you go on the bachelor and make it to hometowns. you take him to the diags and then to MVP. the cops pull up. you don’t get a rose 😞

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

microdosing feminsim by forgetting to shave my armpits for two days

[emma... @emderyk]

@aalbrightt1 hell yeah anna

[emma... @emderyk]

if you like white chocolate you’re a fuck up

[emma... @emderyk]

@ckrisschin clearly before we were friends

[emma... @emderyk]

@brookegroninge @qdoba hi hungry

[emma... @emderyk]

@ckrisschin i dare you

[emma... @emderyk]

@brookegroninge you know the type....

[emma... @emderyk]

as a girl who likes mac miller i really dislike mac miller girls.

[emma... @emderyk]

coconut redbull is my drug of choice

[kelly @kelllicopter]

rip jesus you would’ve hated christianity

[emma... @emderyk]

@ccharcharbinks damn maybe I should read a book ..

[emma... @emderyk]

if i loose money in the stock market i’m beating up @ckrisschin

[emma... @emderyk]

now this is feminism ✊✊

[crissypoo37 @ckrisschin]

I’ve run the statistical analysis.... turns out liberal pussy just hits different

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Why do bad things happen to good people I just got a voicemail :(

[emma... @emderyk]

@ckrisschin so you disagree??

[emma... @emderyk]

taco star employees are America’s real heroes. thank you for your service.

[TheGoodGuy @Priguy_]

Glad ya posted ya Bfs yesterday now ya 8ths 100$

[emma... @emderyk]

so funny!! i’ll literally never drive you anywhere again haha

[crissypoo37 @ckrisschin]

I ain’t EVER seen a person driving a juke and not thought *oh so ur a lil bitch*

[emma... @emderyk]

@aalbrightt1 haha you can be the exception

[emma... @emderyk]

if you are an adult that owns a squishmallow you should no longer be allowed to vote