embem :)

just a mud man from the bowels of chicago

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

now that norway is out of the world cup i can’t like any more haaland tweets because that would be rewarding a man city player

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[gail @GailsGoneMild]

I’m sorry for the people who just discovered Mo Salah from the World Cup and missed the amazing years he gave Liverpool

[Mr FreeBuckMarbleMontgomery #Justice #Liberty @synaxx_x]

they say you are what u eat #CrackerWithALilCheese

[々 @ayospawned]

If you were a fish at an aquarium, I'd read your entire little information plaque and stand there way too long watching you swim around so you'd know you were my favorite.

[Michael @Cowboy_Mike_]

The harmonica player in my aunt and uncles band just took a 15 minute solo and ended it like this

[slow cheetah @flealover99]

he did not BECOME anything he was already always the goat

[lana⁷🤍 @LanaBillietan]

Words i never thought i would hear in my life being said about salah good god

[🦅 @Donfigo_]

That fifa corruption documentary gonna hit like crack when everything’s all set and done

[Maletšemana @maletsemana]

People think me hating Messi means loving Ronaldo when there is a secret third option. Hating Messi and hating Ronaldo MORE.

[EGYPTHQ IS SPANISH NOW @EgyptCEO]

I WANT MESSI’S ACHILLES ON MY DESK TOMORROW BY TEN AM

[jay @kendallhosseini]

heartwarming

[زیرو.کام @sewiscidal]

LAMINE YAMAL ARE YOU READY TO SAVE FOOTBALL TODAY

[Lark @king_of_limb]

had a few too many meads and wrapped my noble steed around a telephone pole

[Flork @FlorkOfCows]

They should make a soap that’s as big as a horse and you have it in your shower and it’s the shape of a horse and it’s the shower horse

[r @tennisbish]

I have a soft spot for Mbappé because he reminds me of Kermit the Frog

[San Miguel Sheriff @SheriffAlert]

Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.

[kd 💌 @fromkdwithluv]

critters are so cool when they're not touching me

[Emma Baccellieri @emmabaccellieri]

Thing about 1500 meters is that it offers a really, really long time to be alone with your thoughts in the pool knowing there is absolutely nothing you could possibly do to catch Katie Ledecky