Eric M. Early

32 Degree AF&AM /G\; I once gave a monkey $10

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I love the new @twitter; more customizable! But I also love Taco Bell food and '80s Monte Carlo Super Sports, so take my opinion accordingly

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Here’s the finished car. It’s passed tech and is ready for race day🏁 @thestep2company @RossChastain #watermelonman #Trackhouse

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They out there sayin’ #carsonhocevar

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Denny’s paint scheme today looks like Ricky Bobby’s Laughing Clown Malt Liquor car #hamlin

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Love, love, love @CarsonHocevar calling it the Busch Series! That’s what it is, the O’Reilly Auto Parts Busch Series #NASCAR

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@katekarsyn

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@imnatking We can almost catch a whole episode of The Office if we fast forward thru the commercials!

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I think Rachel chose the wrong skirt to wear on the couch on Fox News today. #FoxNews

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@scarletmonroexo Maybe a quick board game, or almost watch a whole episode of The Office.

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@TaraBull808 Spend less money on records in HS and invest every extra (minimum wage) dollar into Microsoft instead.

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@imnatking Say “hello”

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@TaraBull808 Hello there!

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@TaraBull808 We may never know (and probably wouldn’t want to).

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@JungleJane11200 Pipe nipples, ballcock nuts, male adapters😜

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@damonimani

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@NASCAR_Xfinity @SiriusXMNASCAR @Daniel_SuarezG @NASCARMexico_ @SomosLaNASCAR @JRMotorsports @NASCAR will do “what’s best for business”. Wrestling on wheels.

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Wow, @NASCAR couldn’t have scripted a better outcome; how ‘bout that coincidence?

They put Daniel Suarez in the Busch race on an “International Provisional”, and damned if the Mexican driver doesn’t win the race in Mexico; what crazy random good luck. Wrestling on wheels.

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@RepNancyMace @FoxNews Just happened to be watching when you were on; always lovely and gracious.

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@TaraBull808 Hello there

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There is nothing that could make you feel better after cracking up on the pace lap of the 500. After I finished cussing so hard it’d make @KyleBusch blush, I’d say, “Boys, meet me in the hauler with the strongest bottle of whiskey you’ve got.” #indy500

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@stickermule T-shirts; bought several!