Buttercup

Literal Worst since the 90s
she/her

[Buttercup @emeckie]

So here’s hoping your day was good or positive or tolerable.
Or if it wasn’t, that you are hoping for better days and find that they come soon.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

No /real/ shade but if you are taking engagement photos at a bar you should probably be a regular.
BUT AT LEAST know what drink you want to have in-hand for your photos.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I know I need to find a life but I also need to tell @fargomonthly that at least 4 bars in their drinks specials list are permanently closed.
And have been.
For a while.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

Oh God.
I might have to stay sober this weekend.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I got a new phone and it's so much better than my old phone but the screen protector isn't coming for a few days and I'm so so so nervous I will get drunk and drop it and crack my screen.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

@egrattan *I* know that, and *you* know that, but based on previous legislative highlights *they* don't know that.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

What frightens me most about Oklahoma's new law is that it might/will be used to outlaw even Plan B.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I just would like life to be less hard, you know?

[Buttercup @emeckie]

What does it say about me that I noticed the Harold's had Empress Gin within 4 hours of them putting it in their bar?

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I've decided this summer is about healing via teenage angst. Windows down and blast music, hang out too late at weird locations, steal traffic signs, talk about hating everything except the future and getting out of this town, stay out until dawn and sneak into my house.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

Omfg I just found out that but only does my old high school have a Taylor Swift club but it's run by one of my favorite teachers.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I know this is rude coming from a double Scorpio but my damn Gemini sister has a TRIPLE ARIES toddler and that frankly scares me so goddamn much.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

I /just/ found out that crab rangoon is cream cheese wontons with crab and honestly I'm upset.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

People need to stop saying their room/place is messy.
If my depression doesn't immediately feel at home there: you are too put together for me to even interact with, let alone judge.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

Actually it's only lederhosen if it come from the Bavarian region of Germany otherwise it's just sparkling overalls.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

For the love of GOD follow the thread.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

@redditships If you believe you've found an unsafe product, report it to CPSC on https://t.co/qFWdMF6Xk0.

[Buttercup @emeckie]

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[Buttercup @emeckie]

@EndlessJeopardy What is Oooh Ehhhch Eyyyyyy Ohhhh?

[Charlie Warzel @cwarzel]

this is a really great post and i learned a lot https://t.co/tVI4LBOnG1

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

what, and I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK