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[emelie @emelife_]

This shit is my super bowl #mprraccon

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Also, the cops will NEVER and HAVE NEVER credited a writer or journalist for helping them solve a case. But every time they said #GoldenStateKiller they credited the work of #MichelleMcNamara and #IllBeGoneInTheDark.

[emelie @emelife_]

@GHardstark I got arrested at age 15 for shoplifting bras from mervyns #solidarity

[emelie @emelife_]

Such a bummer #swordandscale #creep https://t.co/itCmpQu7rk

[Emily @EmmkUltra]

It sucks when you have to unsubscribe to quality podcasts because their network continues to stand by a host as problematic as #mikebodet #swordandscale #BoycottWonderyMedia

[emelie @emelife_]

@KarenKilgariff my life is forever changed after your lidocaine info.. THANK U BEAUTIFUL ANGLE

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Arby’s wants to give a shout out to the oscars for, like all of sentient existence, being a pointless waste of time, in which people suck off irrelevant cyphers for pretending to be interesting.

Eat Arby’s

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

The man who wrote the anti-trans bathroom bill just lost the election to a trans woman. Let that sink in. https://t.co/KFEZXSYvMy

[Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel]

"It's a mental health issue, not the fact anyone can buy the same gun online with the SHOOT NOW PAY LATER PROGRAM."

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

It's been four weeks since more than 500 people were shot by one man in Las Vegas. Congress has done nothing in response.

[emelie @emelife_]

@massiveprio I feel personally hurt

[emelie @emelife_]

@bearynn Happy birthday!!!!!!

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

Forensic Files and leave me alone?

[emelie @emelife_]

@bearynn You’re in a cult call your dad

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Let’s Make America Smart Again.

[emelie @emelife_]

@bearynn I’ve never been more proud

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Ladies bear with me I haven't slept enough this week but if we hide all the guns in our vaginas, Congress will HAVE to regulate them!!!

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Actually he killed himself. The miracle is that he was allowed to buy 42 guns and countless ammunition. https://t.co/DIr5PkHytn

[emelie @emelife_]

Make America look like the woods #relevant #therealmaga #fucktrump #notmypresident https://t.co/xdbpTTb9s4

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Everything they do is so dramatic and flamboyant. It just makes me want to set myself on fire.

[emelie @emelife_]

@pdxalerts @JulianBlank13 we leave for 5 minutes