Emerson

can tell crayons apart by flavor

[Elai @elaifresh]

TIL Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz basically came STRAIGHT out of some keyboard preset loop lmao

Work smarter not harder

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

What do you call a bear with no ears?

B.

[Emerson @emersonconard]

I love that twitter is the best place to check in on how twitter is doin

[🥀_ Imposter_🖕 @Imposter_Edits]

Kinda impressed by the dedication honestly.

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Emerson @emersonconard]

Every time I see a plastic bag drifting through the wind looking to start again I think of that one Katy Perry song

[Andre Hopson @dreezydasnowman]

When the original Game of Thrones music played during the House of the Dragon intro.

[Etienne KLEIN @EtienneKlein]

Photo de Proxima du Centaure, l’étoile la plus proche du Soleil, située à 4,2 année-lumière de nous.
Elle a été prise par le JWST.
Ce niveau de détails… Un nouveau monde se dévoile jour après jour.

[griffy_fx @griffy_fx]

the Choco Taco is being discontinued so I bought one at the liquor store and 3D scanned it

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

people are anxious & rude, there’s a lot of coughing, and sandwiches cost $15. we are living in airport times.

[Emerson @emersonconard]

@k8donlin Can you just imagine how fun life would be if wildlife attacks on my morning commute and at my child's playground was real??

[Gavi Begtrup @GaviBegtrup]

A 10-year-old girl is raped. The State forces her to remain pregnant and tells her to consider it an “opportunity.”

This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Gilead. This isn’t hypothetical.

This happened today in Ohio.

[Nathan Monk @fathernathan]

The same folks saying, “don’t have sex and you won’t get pregnant,” believe in a religion based upon the idea that a woman didn’t have sex and got pregnant.

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.

[Emerson @emersonconard]

I think about this guy all the time

[Emerson @emersonconard]

Just saw a guy sneakily pouring sprite into a water bottle

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

This time was the closest humanity ever came to world peace

[Emerson @emersonconard]

If your friends don't gas you up every time you get a haircut don't talk to them ever again

[Emerson @emersonconard]

Just saw a guy sneakily pouring sprite into a water bottle

[Bobby C @Bobby_Condon]

whenever i see an ipad at a cash register i know that i’m about to tip for something i never had to tip for before