Eric

Just another face in the crowd trying to find my place in this world.

[Gatimú @kingpinutd]

There are those guys who do everything for their girls - flowers, gifts, surprise dates, the whole presidential package. Then there’s us bare-minimum specialists, looking like Jokers because apparently “wyd?” doesn’t count as effort.

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The potential you see in other people is sometimes just your imagination wearing a suit. You’re basically looking at them and thinking, “If I were you, I’d have my life together by now.”

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Me: I need to reduce my sugar intake.

Also me at 10 PM: Let me have this cake before diabetes thinks I’m avoiding it.

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Some friends are so good at not reaching out, you’d think your friendship came with a free trial that expired.

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There’s a feature God added during the design process of Boobs that clearly had men in mind. The attention to detail was honestly unnecessary.

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Having a yapper as a partner means you don’t need podcasts. You’re subscribed to a 24/7 live broadcast with no skip button.

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Someone out there is going to match your energy and appreciate your love. Just be patient.

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He want an award for making Kenyans more miserable

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Manipulative people are so talented. They can start a problem, make you apologize, and somehow leave the conversation feeling like YOU were the villain.

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Staying at home for too long can really humble you. You miss the days you had a purpose, waking up every morning with problems to solve instead of negotiating with the fridge on what to eat.

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Online shopping has taught me one thing: never trust a picture. You order a king-size bed, then the rider arrives with something your cat could use as a mattress.

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Some colleagues are so caring. You miss work for one day and they’ve already redistributed your responsibilities, your chair and your reputation.

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Women with long nails type on phones like they’re defusing a bomb. One wrong tap and the whole conversation is finished.

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Some girls don’t have mood swings, they have a whole political coalition. One minute you’re their favorite person, next minute you’re being addressed like a suspect.

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Some days, progress means taking bold steps. Other days, it means waking up, doing absolutely nothing productive, and somehow convincing yourself, “At least I didn’t give up.” Progress is progress.

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Morning matatu rides are a daily reminder that public transport is basically a team-building exercise nobody volunteered for.

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Ukipatana na msee uko na deni yake 👇🤣

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Every time I think about getting married, I watch this video and immediately say, “Naah, let me focus on my peace.” 😂

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Above all, do not lie to yourself

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He knew he was live 😂