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it takes a bit more.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Philadelphia 76er LeBron James @Philly_ASA]

That’s definitely the Delaware

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BLOCKBUSTER: The Boston Celtics have agreed to trade Jaylen Brown to the Philadelphia 76ers for Paul George, two first-round picks and two second-round picks, sources tell ESPN.

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

I literally don’t play soccer

[m :) @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[hayley ⋆˚꩜｡ @casualazira]

season 3 of the pitt starts with john shen swinging one of these around

[sean 🔜 anyc @Haurmeya]

how that paycheck hit when my account was in the negatives

[Liam @sasukesugu]

what non sorcerers saw in shibuya

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

I’m going to cry

[Mak @mak_aura]

The Emperor’s New Groove really doesn’t get talked about enough for being one of the funniest animated movies ever made

[NASA @NASA]

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

[lydia 🍒 @choso1girl]

i miss it already

[Fin 🐈 @AgathasSapphic]

just saw a mother trying to get a toddler off the ground, she went “please stand up.” multiple times before sighing and saying “will the real slim shady please stand up” and the child finally listened HELLO ??? 😭

[Luis Archundia (el ComicsYotros Pormenores) @_luisarchundia]

La pose que me voy a tirar cuando me case:

[Anime Posts @AnimeePost]

JUJUTSU KAISEN DAY ‼️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You all are very young, but there was a time when we used to spend money buying ringtones, and now I’ve had my phone on silent for like five years.

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

crashed out bc my house was a disaster and my baby is teething or something and wouldn’t let me put him down all afternoon and fiancé cheerfully was like “okay give me 60 seconds” and then he finished an email, walked downstairs, put on 70s progressive rock, and cleaned everything up in an hour. i went outside and came back to find him windexing the coffee table.

you need to understand that literally all women want is a man who fixes things.

[woof "pronouns" woofington @woofgonecrazy]

important 👇

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Thank you for the good news, fetty