Hobi

It me.

[Hobi @emhobann]

@mattxdierkes The Hilton in Playa del Carmen has the most polite little guys I’ve ever met in my life. We shared lunch 2 days ago

[Hobi @emhobann]

@jeffwade Girl same, get a camera!!

[Hobi @emhobann]

Omg he gotta be so bored

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

A 392 year old Greenland Shark in the Arctic Ocean, wandering the ocean since 1627.

[Hobi @emhobann]

At peace

[Hobi @emhobann]

@_madisonike Lmfaoooo I did the same thing. Just to see 😂

[Hobi @emhobann]

@jeffwade I get this

[Hobi @emhobann]

Something light for lunch*

*a 7 lb chicken caesar salad

[Hobi @emhobann]

I personally like to give them an exasperated “GIRL” when they’re being difficult

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Me after saying “thanks queen” to the straightest man I’ve ever laid my eyes on

[Hobi @emhobann]

It hit. Idk how to explain it but anytime I try to watch a movie like this, I can tell the actors are acting. Like it looks like a high school production. It’s happening to Zac Efron right now

[Hobi @emhobann]

Racing to separate my laundry before the edible hits

[Hobi @emhobann]

“Osh Karbaguar?” - Michael trying to think of M. Night Shamalan

[Hobi @emhobann]

Y’all she just has boobs. Relax

[The Spectator @spectator]

'For anyone under the age of 25, they’ve likely never seen it in their lifetime – as the giggling blonde with an amazing rack has been stamped out of existence, a creature shamed to the brink of extinction.'

✍️ Bridget Phetasy https://t.co/H5Fqwlq8ey

[Hobi @emhobann]

Throwing out my trash from Wawa at a Sheetz to assert dominance

[Hobi @emhobann]

Personally, if I was on this season of The Bachelor and saw how Joey and Maria were when they’re together, I would’ve excused myself and wished them the best. Stay strong, queen

[Hobi @emhobann]

@MichaelTHoban I need them to know they’re not alone if it’s also happening to them. We’re in this together 🫰🏼

[Hobi @emhobann]

It’s so funny that she’s 26 bc growing up and watching this I always thought she was supposed to be like 42

[culture @notgwendalupe]

The Parent Trap (1998)

[Hobi @emhobann]

I’m about 1 year away from giving this a try

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

😭

[Hobi @emhobann]

@colecarozzo strap up

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

Halo-gravity traction is a technique to gently straighten the spine of children with severe scoliosis.

[Hobi @emhobann]

The Sydney’s of the world are so scary. How are you not embarrassed #TheBachelor

[Hobi @emhobann]

Me third wheeling all my married friends