Emily Adair

hot dogs are my fave food, let’s discuss

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

@LauraBehm99 You are so real for this, yet again

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

@LauraBehm99 This is so real

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

@KDOTHQ whyyyy are there random cones blocking the on-ramps for west bound 435?? There’s no construction workers within 10 miles !! Is this a prank

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

@MarissaIden Doing this next weekend don’t worry

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

Went to a theme park today and my husband rode some rides. He closed his eyes 85% of the time. I asked why and he said, while patting his own head, “protect your peace, king”

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

s.4 ep.22 of new girl is a perfect television episode I take no arguments

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

When folks talk about American spirit they would do well to look towards the mom in Uvalde, TX who left her job, drove 40 mins, was put in cuffs, got out, hopped a fence, knew exactly what classroom her kids were in, measured the distance of gunshots to safely rescue them…

[Lindsey Simmons @Lynz_Simmons]

It has been one week since the massacre at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas.

In response, a dark-money group from Missouri launched a "Woke Heat Map" so that fascists can "fight back" against a "woke agenda."

Twelve locations are tagged.

All of them are schools.

🧵

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

texts from my Dad

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

My bf’s sister had a baby and just asked her the baby’s height ☠️

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

No one talks about the complex that is changing your grocery store schedule. If I want to switch days I will just either have too much grocery or too little and then what?

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

Absolutely sent by this text my boyfriend’s mom sent him

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

The girlies on tik tok always tell me cool Target finds to get, so I go but they simply forget the part where I live in the city. My Target is absolutely decimated week after week. Justice for metropolitan targets

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

November 1st:

[Emily Adair @emiijanee]

Obsessed w the man who skateboards near my restaurant job and, despite a serious lack in skills, blocks multiple lanes of traffic to attempt kick flips

[Andrew Hilary🇵🇸 @AndrewHilaryUS]

A little girl just came up to the ice cream truck and asked if she could buy ice cream with a blue rock she found. I am now one blue rock richer.

[Dr.J-Phil @JPHIL1337]

Rip Edgar Allen Poe, I just know that he would have loved that’s so raven

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

when the microwave does the passive aggressive double beep when you forget your food .. i just wanna know which bills you pay to be taking that tone with me

[Jaron Myers @jaronmyers]

We’re all so emotionally damaged from this last year and a half that Steve from Blue’s Clues was like “I have to address the nation”