Emily Lynn🥀

be my friend♡

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

*On tinder at the picnic table*
Gramps: oh does that boy want to take you out?
Ratchel: nah they just wanna fuck.

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

@desi0re Do u mean Ex boyfriend?

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

There was the most gorgeous girl all by herself at a concert i went to last night- and i was too shy to talk to her😭 no new friends here

[PIX11 News @PIX11News]

Two teenagers are facing a minimum of 10 years in prison after 11-year-old Kyhara Tay was gunned down in the Bronx in 2022. https://t.co/cH9PAn57SV

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

@Angus_Duncan @VikramMankash Read this to my 9 year old niece after being asked why im laughing- she says you can do your hair under it. Theres videos on tik tok.🤣

[Sleuthie @SleuthieGoosie]

Bryan Kohberger on the left accused of brutally stabbing 4 college students, arrested in Pennsylvania & taken back to Idaho.

Luigi Mangione on the right accused of shooting 1 man, a CEO of a healthcare insurance company, arrested in Pennsylvania & taken back to New York.

Da fuck?

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

U cant tell me yall didnt know he was a killer?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Florida man kills father, wounds mother after father told him to stop playing video games, get a job https://t.co/YjfPu7nPZw

[Mark McKenzie @MarkMcKenz16170]

@WTNH

[TheModernFederalist @ModernFed]

@DonaldJTrumpJr I knew it!

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

I hope he drops the soap

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

A family member told police she left her kitten in Bakota’s care while she was away. https://t.co/nstYgR63rQ

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

Imagine checking into a hotel at 1 am after the longest day of your life for a out of state funeral and @HiltonHotels gave u a key and wrong room number…so we bust into a room thats occupied WITH A DOG while i have my SDiT with me….. how cute! Sorry for waking up the randoms.

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

“I got that blicky with the switchy carrie dont you worry- they call that shit the pocket rocket”

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

@harris_wins Delulu thoughts

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

Joe Rogan and a hemp wrap blunt hits different. #joeroganlive

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

MAY THAT ROT🫶🏻

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

New London police say the mother and aunt of a 13-year-old assault victim join 10 juveniles being charged with organizing the assault. https://t.co/X0kgJzpvUW

[WTNH News 8 @WTNH]

New London police say the mother and aunt of a 13-year-old assault victim join 10 juveniles being charged with organizing the assault. https://t.co/X0kgJzpvUW

[@amuse @amuse]

@TheInsiderPaper Hopefully the Clinton’s goldmines are okay.

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

#FUCKMETA

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

My closest people “uve been so well recently im so proud”

Realizing ive been manic and now in a low :(

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

Joe ur delusional buddy

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

The last guy had the worst jobs record since the Great Depression.

Our record is a little different.

[Emily Lynn🥀 @emilee1300]

Fuck taxes bro. Opened my fancy paycheck with my new job and raise….taxes literally ate it.