Emily Heflin

classic faustian vibes.
unchaperoned reader.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

My god did you hear what that singer said??

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

Spotify should create setlist playlists. Yes, I'm at the FOB / Hot Mulligan show, and yes Spotify should hire me. Not to sound desperate but my resume is up-to-date, let's chat.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

It's Restaurant Week in Baltimore. Last night, we drove 45 minutes to a Cheesecake Factory and spent 4 hours and probably over $100 there. We decided the key to our marriage bond is making bad life choices and then complaining about them.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

Oh nvm, apparently it was intentional. I just have no faith in this movie.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

By myself, eating a FULL PLATE of nachos, planning to hate this No Hard Feelings movie (where JLaw dates a baby), and I am actually VERY on her side against the power-abuser ex UNTIL she starts telling an indigenous person about having her land taken. SUCH A ROLLER COASTER.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

Putting aside my feelings on Chibnall's trainwreck being unfairly pinned on JW, just want to put out there that it is a FUCKING CRIME that Bill only got 1 season as companion. What's the world coming to. #DoctorWho

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@BaltimoreDPW @CoreyJennings This a recycling makeup date, not IRS limits increases.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@BaltimoreDPW @CoreyJennings When is soon? Do we really need to wait for a press release for standard, required information?

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@02drop Just opened a Time Walk. Appropriate. 🤑

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@02drop This is captivating.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's but I'm pretty sure there's a wrong way to open @oVertoneColor... Please send help.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

Constantly revising for the right level of neurotypical shock and affection 😬 #itysl

[Sheila Jenné @jennelikejennay]

An autistic experience: everyone's messing around, pranking each other or getting wild or telling mean jokes. So you try to join in and everyone stops laughing. "Why would you DO that?! How could you SAY that?!"

Um I thought I was participating?

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@female_protag Of course, it's not that simple, which is why it's easier to just judge individual choices.

[Emily Heflin @Emilemming]

@female_protag Single use clothing is also ridiculously wasteful--if there's a way to regulate the clothing industry to discourage a dress you can only wear once, the industry would likely promote wedding dresses in other colors that could be reworn for other occasions.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

[on reality show confession cam] i actually am here to make friends. it is like really hard as an adult

[Jacy, LPC | the TRAUMA queen @ATMwithJacy]

TRAUMA RESPONSES that you probably didn’t know are trauma responses THREAD 🧵: 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

[canela @thewallofshina]

shein was found to have over 18x the allotted amount of lead in their clothing. lead exposure can lead to mood disorders, reduced sperm count/abnormal sperm activity, & even miscarriage/stillbirth in pregnant women