emiliaaferrante

[emiliaaferrante @emiliaaferrante]

Looking for a sugar daddy who won’t talk, text, touch or meet me but will send a monthly allowance of $1,000 just bc I’m breathing :)

[shelby @shelbylynns94]

Have you ever thought how bullshit it is for Top Ramen to say “ready in 3 minutes!” Because it actually isn’t.
Boil water:5-7 min
Cook ramen: 3 min (maybe longer depending on how you like it)
Time to wait for it to not your mouth as if it’s lava: 10-15 min

[Kyle Rudolph @KyleRudolph]

I saw this.. it’s disappointing. A member of the media in the locker room after the game asked if he could have my gloves for a charity benefit, so I said of course and I will even sign them for you! Well he got me, sold on eBay 3 days later..

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

the only reason i’m trustworthy whatsoever is that I literally forget everything people tell me because i’m probably not paying attention like there’s just a monkey playing accordion in my brain

[letty ♡ @insideletty]

me playing just dance on the wii thinking id get more stars

[smileyy @epysmiley]

fucking mood

[. @TruStorey]

I don’t block numbers nor do I block on social media. I want you to know that I’m a phone call away, a DM away and you still can’t talk to me.

[Jorge Robles @Roblesgj]

I thought Captain America can’t feel alchohol 😧

[papíto @NotAFuckinBaker]

Niggas nut in socks. Lol delete this 😭

[emiliaaferrante @emiliaaferrante]

HAHAHA https://t.co/IHRrVnDetW

[sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie]

if you don’t like pickles keep that shit to yourself that’s fucking embarrassing

[emiliaaferrante @emiliaaferrante]

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[emiliaaferrante @emiliaaferrante]

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[audrie @AudrieRaben]

Okay but do you want anything?

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

Peach would take me on a shopping spree on fifth avenue before booking me first class to Paris to live in her villa for as long as I need just cuz I’m sad & feeling lost

[M. @est95_m]

Only pain we feeling in 2020 is soreness from the gym

[emiliaaferrante @emiliaaferrante]

What my mans hears when I’m yelling at him

[Tʜᴇ Gɪʀʟ Wɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ Dᴜɴɢᴇᴏɴs & Dʀᴀɢᴏɴs Tᴀᴛᴛᴏᴏ @MoxieSwagger]

I've never seen so much Barbarian energy in a kitten.

He would like to rage.

[🤨 @connerevening]

My miniature dog and a bag of ground coffee: a forbidden love

[ebi ✨ @ebzzzz_zzzzzzzz]

See how the grass is greener when you’re not pregnant