Emily Thomsen

Go Cocks '17

[Emily Thomsen @emiliagwright]

Sorry mom... But when in Rome?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[KELSEY @kelseytothe]

one time at deloitte they asked me how I was going and I forgot to say “deloitteful” so they took me to the rooftop and broke my kneecap

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

This list got me HOLLERING

[JimmothyUNO @FFBYOUNGBOY]

This the funniest shit I’ve seen. 😂 Everything about this funny as hell. 😂😂

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

How long was 50 Cent hanging like that just waiting

[Ahmed Ali @DrAhmednurAli]

This clip of Betty White with Ryan Reynolds lives rent free in my head.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

For those of you who ever doubted animals have a sense of humor. 🐵 🤣

[Mama V 🌼 @veronicaspeek_]

I’ll just leave this here.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when your joke bangs & your waiting for your friends to settle down 😂

[Dennis Kurt | Defense Observer @byz_observer]

A dog in Russia grabbed the reporter's microphone and ran away during a live broadcast

[𐚁 Higganat’l Playas Pod 🤖 @normonce]

that little “this is a great trip” coming through the speakers 🥺

[Lady Overtime 🪽🧚‍♀️ 🧘🏽‍♀️ 💆🏽‍♀️ @bodiedby_mo]

He got his powers on the 21st

[Jonathan Swan @jonathanvswan]

Ok this one is pretty good

[LeBron James @KingJames]

That’s so 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @_ajawilson22!! Congrats 🙏🏾✊🏾❤️👑

[Emily Thomsen @emiliagwright]

@WrightStuff7690 @TheOnion @oeste The Onion is always nailing it on the head