Emily 🌻

I strive to be as real as Olivia Benson and laugh like Julia Roberts

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

i'm gonna be 60 with a nose ring and idc because it's never coming out

[Bachelor Fantake @BachelorFantake]

This told me everything I need to know about how this ends.

#TheBachelorette

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

being up late isn't even fun anymore bro that shit just pisses me off

[SubDocta @subdocta]

relatable af

[LE @odraboell]

I bought you an “ice coffee” my love language

[No BS Therapist @TweetATherapist]

Working your job while working on your mental health while working on your relationships while working on physical health while working on your family while working on sleep habits while working on self-care while working on exercise while working on personal goals while working

[chaRmiNg 🪄 @aox4nopmh]

Nursing is probably objectively the worst career in existence, no matter how much I like it. No breaks, shitty pay, exposure to every hazard, risking your life in a pandemic, watch people die, government tries to cap your pay, and now you can go to jail if you make a mistake.

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

having divorced parents funny cuz why were my parents trading me at the gas station like i’m coke

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Best advice I've ever gotten for preventing carpal tunnel

[Harrison Schenck @FractionalList]

How to avoid criticism:

- Do nothing important or meaningful

End of list

[ʟᴇᴇʀᴏʏ. @IamKickz]

Just a helpful tip 😆

[juls @juliepenaaa]

how he treats u is how he feels abt u.

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

My lil sis just turned 21. We were having a convo & I said something along the lines of “they’re better than that” & she said, “no, ppl are what they show u. That’s your optimism.” I’m stunned because my optimism is a “positive” quality. But maybe it creates delusions too.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y’all ever ride with someone and wonder how tf they got their license

[𝓑𝓵𝓾𝓮 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓶𝓮 @xoblueflame]

i think women are allowed to be a little crazy, you know, as a treat

[Nittany Brian @nittany_brian]

At some point in your life, you ran the 3 man weave for the last time, and nobody knew it

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

why is sleeping at night so hard but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft fluffy cloud while adele sings you a lullaby