Emil Persson

Vänsterpartiets ekonomichef. Följ för partipropagandan och stanna för de gulliga djuren. Feelings don’t care about my facts.

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@QuantiusPilate @dieworkwear

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@dieworkwear @Wogola0 This! 💯 And why on earth are these people obsessed with attracting women? Dating is not a job or a shore, and you’re self worth isn’t connected to your sex appeal. Just relax a little please!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

What are these Republicans saying with their hands, and why is it a Nazi salute?

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@atrupar How about Putin having free and fair elections in Russia, or is that of the table? Asking for a friend…

[Emil Persson @emilp]

Jag hänger kvar här ett tag, men x är som en trafikolycka med alla tillgängliga djurarter inblandade samtidigt. Ingen som ser eländet kan fortsätta tro på mänskligheten. Ni valde barbariet.

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@ironcrakka @Punished_Jess But they stay round.

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@ironcrakka @Punished_Jess Everything is shaped by something.

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@ironcrakka @Punished_Jess Hmmmm… (under own power is highly open interpretation, but i do like your approach).

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@owenil Vem är Frank Baude?

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@marwim123 Och, by the way, det finns mig veterligen inga som helst hinder för att den skola som har behov av det hyr in ordningsvakter (som har både rätt och utbildning för att agera polis inom begränsat område).

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@marwim123 De tyckte väl inte ni hade tillräckligt att göra *suck*. Det är en gåta varför folkpartister älskar att ge ”befogenheter” till lärare, men inte resurser till att göra det ni faktiskt har kompetens för.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

historically, this color was only worn in chocolate factories

[Emil Persson @emilp]

Molotov? Ribbentrop?

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Donald Trump thinks water “flows downhill” from Canada.
Because they’re north of us.

God help us all.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

Why do all of Trump’s homes look like they were decorated by Saddam Hussein’s mother in-law?

[Payton Alexander @AlexanderPayton]

Is there an obvious explanation for why the frequency of dense urban cities stop halfway between North America and Europe?

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@rememberlenny For the love of god, I’m swedish and even I know that…

[David Juurlink @DavidJuurlink]

For those contemplating a detox or cleanse in the new year, here’s a toxicologist’s explanation of how they work:

They don’t

[Emil Persson @emilp]

@TrueSlazac This. And slavery. In most european countries that kind of servitude was abolished cirka 500 years before Columbus. The Catholic Church played a major part in that process, mind you.