Emily Goode

Nap and cheeseburger enthusiast.

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

I have five guitars, a ukulele, and no long-term goals. #winningadulthood

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Hardcore swooning for @SenSanders right now. #demdebate

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

@realDonaldTrump "many of the greatest scholars agree with me"... Name two. #GOPDebate

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Why is the GOP backdrop a plane? WAIT - ARE THEY ALL LEAVING 😀👍🏿 #GOPDebate

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

.@JebBush - yes. Let's continue the great ideas that got us into Iraq. Fine idea. #DebateWithBernie #GOPDebate

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

@MikeHuckabeeGOP Go back to playing the bass... #bassgate #huckabee #GOPDebate

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

GOP Debate drinking game: take a shot every time they show someone wearing a red tie. #GOPdebate #drinkinggame

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

You could fill the Grand Canyon with the sweat of GOP candidates. #getatowel #GOPDebate

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

It doesn't inspire confidence that Med Express only has plastic plants. #keepmealive

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

The older I get the less confident I am about stepping on and off of escalators. #escalators #old #dontfall

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Tamagotchi app for Apple Watch... Technology really is cyclical. #AppleWatch #ChildhoodForever

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Nothing like a mindless scroll feed to lull me back to sleep. #justkeepscrolling #sleep

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Never make a big decision on a full bladder. #peeproblems

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Farting at a gas station is the ultimate ironic act. #getit?! #farts

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Oh, sorry. Forgot it was construction season. Thanks for no warning PennDOT. #trafficjam

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

There is no deeper breath than the one taken before entering a public restroom stall. #pleasebeclean

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Just used a piece of bread to wipe sauce off of my hand instead of a napkin. #adulthoodisforwinners

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

I only attend parties that go until "?"

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

I just want to take a nap.
#adulthoodisforwinners

[Emily Goode @emilyBgoode]

Sangria. The polite way to get drunk at family gatherings.