Emily Eames

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

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[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

@speakkatie @Chrisspeak1095 Thank you, queen

[AM @001109am]

him: go crazy go stupid
me:

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

@AshesChadwick Disappointed but not surprised

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

@AshesChadwick Note to self: be wary as to how to spell bumpkin

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

@Andy_Ed916 Sweet

[Bernie Thoughts @berniethoughts]

THE CARROT IS IMMEDIATE—BUT THE BUTTERNUT SQUASH IS MORE REWARDING

[Dr Dog @DrDogMD]

TECHNICIAN: here are those new patient x-rays you asked for

DR DOG (drooling): *hits intercom* Brenda, cancel my 3 o clock

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Maia. She’s incredibly deadly. Will rip your whole h*ckin arm off. Always feels guilty afterwards tho. 12/10 would forgive immediately

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

Derek Black and @meganphelps should be friends.

[Adam Jacob @Adamjacobbbb]

My dad was just introduced to Venmo and it's the worst thing ever. He just requested $50 for "2001 tee ball registration fee"

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

I have whatever the opposite of FOMO is. FOBO? Fear of being out.

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

I am watching sports right now!!!

[Emily Eames @emily_eames]

And now, the most accurate representation of Miranda Simons life as depicted by a photograph

[keef pants again @slim_shakyy]

Whoever thought of appetizers was literally like "we should pregame this food w more food" and I think that's really beautiful

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

Absolute mayhem.