gail the snail

emmy award nominated. she/her

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

What the world needs right now is another season of Love on the Spectrum so get on it @netflix

[Moe @TheMoeHayek]

This gotta be the craziest timeline of our generation

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

BREAKING: McDonald’s replaces The Hamburglar with another well known felon

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

Oh no! The dumbest people we knew in high school found out about our man-made weather machine.

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

If you are trying to politicize a natural disaster/humanitarian crisis, shame on you. This is NOT about politics.

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

I would love to slap crazy Kevin Powell

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

I am not built to work

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

I’m going to assume that the baby kicking me is a sign that she wants a sweet treat and go get a milkshake

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

What did we do to deserve Taco Bell?

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

Yesterday, I had a patient ask me if I was alive in the 1960s and I’m 28 years old. How’s your week going?

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

I hope @DannyDeVito had a great day today

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

This WWF ad is genius.

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

@netflix sucks for not allowing families to share accounts.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Donald Trump is not well, folks

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

What’s not to like??

[gail the snail @emilyadeleboone]

Someone please explain to me why people don’t like cats

[claire @truthor_claire1]

How I sleep knowing I’m a Taylor Swift fan and not a Morgan Wallen fan

[Dr. T is for Trouble, Good Trouble @curly_scientist]

Me comin to Twitter to make sure my @netflix not broke 😩 #LoveIsBlindLIVE