emily

child of the universe; no less than the trees or stars

[emily @emilyallenn]

1984

[Sky News @SkyNews]

McDonald's axes monopoly promotion after nearly 20 years

https://t.co/oDdvkRsg4Y

[gabby @gojosdaya]

imagine being in the mcu and getting a notif from pop base about spider-man being shot

[issy wee woo 🌸 @songbvrd]

I’m convinced Tom holland has so many haters bc his sheer existence disproves all of the red pill bullshit they peddle. Like yeah, he’s a 5’8 ballerina who got his start on Broadway, speaks openly about addiction and mental health, treats all the women around him respectfully etc

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Andy Burham hailed as a genius after installing big red button that doesn’t do anything in new Defence Secretary Wes Streeting’s office.

“That should keep him occupied.”

[Nick Garber @nick_garber]

.@ZohranKMamdani didn't say who he voted for in NY-12... but Rama Duwaji did get one write-in vote in the district 🤔

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

On my way, Clacton.

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

“nobody’s looking at all those pictures” “who cares?” I DO! AND I ENJOY IT! when did all of you turn into such boring losers omg????

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

actually good, sorry everyone. no more throwing away lithium batteries 9 times a week

[k8 ⎕ @noposhchoc23]

it’s time.

[˖°☾˖𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔱𝔩𝔢 𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔪𝔞𝔯𝔢˖☽°˖ @notagurly]

Nobody understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 years old.

[grace @OCE4NID]

i feel like everyone should experience a three person groupchat with really good friends at least once in their life

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

im sorry i can’t go i haven’t had my 8-12 hours of alone time yet

[emily @emilyallenn]

Wordle 1,125 4/6

⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨
⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛
🟨🟩🟩🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[Leslie Ann Horgan @LeslieAnnHorgan]

This *badly* needs a comma

[Kenny Allen @KennyAllen18]

Fireweed, Dunnamona
Pictured along Dunnamona Road

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🐈‍⬛ Larry the cat is first Chief Mouser to serve under six prime ministers

Here are his highlights 👇

[emily @emilyallenn]

Wordle 1,007 4/6

🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛
⬛⬛🟨🟨🟨
⬛🟨🟩🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Oh no.

[Ryan @LestahRaz]

“this week i’m sending you to the heart of Glasgow to create your own live action Willy Wonka chocolate factory experience” #TheApprentice